Eye Of The Blackbuck

Thursday, January 5, 2012

The May autumn sun beat down on me and a slight wind wafted into my face as I lay next to Claudio my Argentinean guide. We had been lying behind a slight ridge next to a large open water tank for well over an hour observing the huge group of grazing blackbuck antelope we had stalked all afternoon. There were over two hundred of them milling about in the harvested soybean field and they had no idea we existed. There were so many it was mind boggling. I was looking carefully through the Swarovski 14X for a four twist ram. I thought I saw a couple, but they kept jockeying back and forth. I just could not get a good enough look to be certain. If only we could get closer, but the open terrain made that impossible. To heck with it, I saw a fine big dark ram with a large black saddle and almost four twists of sharp ebony horn curling high into the azure blue sky. I was settled into a comfortable prone position with a solid rest and began to slowly and confidently squeeze the trigger of the Ruger 77. WHAM! The .270 smacked my shoulder and blackbucks ran like the wind. The recoil surprised me and I was unable to see the results of the shot amid the chaos. Claudio announced grimly that surely I had missed. Despite my calculations all the beautiful blackbuck antelope raced off across the bean field leaping over a fence into an irrigated alfalfa field and disappearing from view. Dejected I rose and the leathery faced gaucho grimaced at my misfortune. For several more hours until the very last minutes of daylight we tried to get into position for another chance. There were blackbucks everywhere, probably thousands. We were told later by the German farmer that he ran 1500 head of cattle and claimed to have twice that number of dastardly antelope devouring the crops on his 20,000 hectare estate. In any case I was pretty impressed.

It all started the day earlier when I had asked an innocent question and gotten a reply I really had not expected. I was a week into enjoying a duck and dove combo hunt with a half dozen friends. We had journeyed south to Monte, Argentina for some epic wing shooting with David Denies and had excellent luck killing more ducks than we could count and looking forward to four days of dove shooting up north by Cordoba. Of course there were lots of ducks, but I was intrigued by the dozens of antelope I saw bounding along on the horizon as we entered and left our blinds in the marshes where our decoy spreads waited. My hunting partners for the day Mike Strain from Houston, TX and Blake Carlson from Wayzata, MN agreed when I asked “Wouldn’t it be great to take a shot at a nice blackbuck too? Why not ask?” So over drinks that evening we broached the subject with our head guides Claudio and Alec. Fully expecting a laugh or polite negative reply, I was astounded when Claudio responded that he could accommodate us. “For you! Today! Okay!” The next morning Blake, Mike and I left our companions and muddy waders hanging in the gun room at the lodge and departed for a nearby property where Claudio assured us that were more black bucks that we could imagine. The farm manager, Juan, met us at the front gate in the dark and accompanied us through the day. We looked at many animals before beginning to hunt, just to get a feel for our quarry, even several dozen right next to the machine shed in the farm lot. They were indeed everywhere! Claudio produced his fine Ruger and asked me to stay with Juan while Blake and Mike struck out with him to hunt. Juan and I drove around in his dusty Toyota pickup glassing distant fields. I saw many blackbucks that looked okay, but nothing really spectacular. We would only get this one day, a Sunday, when most of the workers were out of the way and we could have the run of the place. After 45 minutes I heard a single shot. BANG! WHOP! I knew without a doubt that a ram was down. I spoke to Juan in my rudimentary Spanish and he agreed. We tried to get around to where we had heard the shot and then heard another ten minutes later. We soon spotted Blake walking across a field towards us out of a wood lot beaming. He told us he had taken a great ram at 185 yards and just as he was planning to get up and go over to the fallen buck, Claudio stopped him and gave the rifle to Mike who smoked another fine specimen off hand at 200 yards. After a round of congratulations and some photos, it was my turn. I wanted a big ram or no ram, but it proved more difficult than I had planned. Many blown stalks and a missed shot and my day and chance were over. We headed back to the hacienda with Mike and Blake all smiles and me full of humble pie. I was quiet at dinner when reporting to our fellows on how the day had gone, congratulating my friends on fine shots and nice trophies. The next morning we were out in the marsh thigh deep in our waders smashing ducks left and right. I was shocked when we returned from a great shoot for lunch and a nap. There by the door to my room was a cardboard box. It had the head and cape of a 3 and ¾ twist blackbuck in it! A gaucho on his morning rounds had discovered the dead ram in the vicinity of where I had shot. He had skinned it and delivered it on horseback to the lodge. What luck! I was vindicated, even though the trophy field shot looks rather comical with me grinning ear to ear wearing camo waterfowling waders and holding a caped antelope. Despite this, the moment was especially important to me as it marked success in more than one way. I now had taken big game on six continents!

Little Marais Remembered

Thursday, January 5, 2012

Suddenly where I had just a moment ago looked, there he was. I have taken well over a hundred big game animals all over the world, but this was my first and I remember it vividly. My first deer hunt on my own in Northern Minnesota. November 1986. I was twelve years old and had hunted a couple seasons previously on the stand with my father, a man who I regarded as, of course, the greatest hunter ever. He was quiet and infinitely patient. He never got cold, he never slept, his attention never wavered, and when the moment came, as it always did, he never missed. I on the other hand was not quite there yet. I was outfitted in an old raggedy dark red set of coveralls that my grandfather had worn many seasons in the past. I had leather Sorel boots with felt liners, a couple pairs of wool socks, thick chopper mitts, and best of all a new buck knife. I was no stranger to the woods, but I had trouble sitting still for long as all twelve year olds do I suppose. It was cold, around 10 degrees , with a good 18 inches of snow on the ground. Fresh snow had fallen the night before making for ideal conditions. I had a good position sitting on an old birch woodpile at the edge of a power line cut. My nose ran constantly, I waved my arms to stay warm, I carved on a log in front of me with my new buck knife and wondered why I never saw anything. Of course there were chick-a-dees, squirrels, ravens, eagles high overhead gliding the thermals searching for the next meal. I saw beautiful red crested wood peckers knocking on the birch trees surrounding me. I even saw a snow white ermine nervously carrying a dead mouse and looking for a secure place to stash his meal. What I did not see, and what I really, really wanted to see, and had seen many nights in my dreams was a huge whitetail buck. We had headed into the woods at 445 AM. The plan was to be in position well before the sun began to brighten the eastern sky over Lake Superior 300 yards to the SE near Little Marais, MN. It was still very, very dark as I trudged behind my dad and his good friend Gary Hedin up a steep hill into the snow covered forest. We did not use a light for fear of upsetting any animals that may be alert in the woods watching us. After a half mile or so following a path along a power line cut, Gary and Dad left me at my stand on the woodpile. I promised to stay alert as they wished me good luck. As I watched them continue on down the trail and disappear, I promptly fell fast asleep nestled in my warm clothes with thoughts of great things to be accomplished in my young life. I awoke startled at the sound of a busy squirrel rushing about checking on this and that. It was light already! What had I missed? I tried as best as I could to stay still and scan deep into the woods moving only my eyes and failing miserably. Nothing ever changed, but after an hour or so what the heck? I swore I had just looked there at the trail in front of me and there was nothing, but to my astonishment, there was now a fine eight point buck only 20 yards away looking right at me. I slowly grasped my Ruger M77 chambered in 7mm Remington magnum and brought the Redfield 3-9 scope to my eye. Brown fur filled my whole field of view in the scope as I pulled the trigger. BANG! And then at 730 AM on opening day of my first season on my own, I went from being the most excited and lucky kid I could imagine to the most dejected and disappointed guy anywhere. I got up and walked over to where the buck had been and I saw nothing. There were tracks in the snow of course, but no big brown deer with massive antlers laying in the path where I had shot like always happened when Dad shot. Dejected I returned the 20 yards to my stand and sat down to wait for 12o’clock when Dad and Gary had promised to return. I thought over stories to tell about what had happened and excuses as to why I had missed. About thirty minutes later instead of 4 hours, I looked up and noticed Dad standing in the trail where I had shot at the monarch of the forest. I assume he had been there a while waiting to see how long it would take me to notice him. I hope it had not taken too long, though I had not been paying very close attention after my big screw up. He grinned when I saw him and motioned for me to come over. I opened the bolt on my rifle making it safe and headed over to him. He asked what had happened, and I decided not to lie. I told him how I could not understand how I had missed at so close a target. He grinned again and asked why I thought I missed? I said obviously since there was no deer laying in the trail I must have missed. He laughed and pointed 30 yards into the woods in a shallow depression behind a bramble thicket where a big brown animal lay piled up. “Oh My Gosh! It dawned on me that it was MY BUCK!” Of course I knew it was there the whole time I told him, I had just been waiting for him to come…. When I went over to him I was amazed at his thick swollen neck and the massive hole that had been punched through his chest by my bullet. I staggered around a little unsure of what to do or say and actually felt bad about killing him. Dad nudged me forward and helped me to dress the big animal. As I cut through the thick fur and hide, with my brand new buck knife, I was warmed by the steaming heat that billowed out of the chest cavity and later I stayed plenty warm as I dragged the massive eight pointer back to our waiting pickup. Wow! I was now a full member of the hunting team. I was very proud to be able to give the deer to my uncle when the weekend wrapped up. Dad had shot two does and Gary got a nice buck. We all ended up happy.

Return to Argentina

Thursday, June 16, 2011

Just returned from a great shoot in Argentina with Scott Erickson, Jeff and Tim Foster, Blake Carlson, Mike Strain and Joel Elftman.  We shot nearly 1500 ducks, many thousands of doves, pigeons, screamers, prairie dog/guinea pigs, fox, parakeets and several blackbuck antelopes.  I have been working on the several hundred pictures we took and writing up a few articles detailing our adventure.  In a week or so it should be ready to share.

The Birthday Ibex

Friday, December 24, 2010

Expecting a challenging adventure, I raised my hand one last time and the auctioneer yelled SOLD!  I had just purchased a 10 day hunt in Kyrgyzstan for Mid Asian Ibex. Abed Radwan AR Hunting Consultants out of Anchorage, AK had generously donated the hunt for the February 2009 Minnesota SCI Fundraiser.  The next few days I excitedly gathered more information from Abed on what to prepare for.  A November hunt would be the best for rutting male ibex, be in good shape, ride horses, practice shooting at 400-500 yards, pack light, “and remember, it will be very cold at 14,000 feet, “Abed informed me.  I dreamed and prepared for a year and a half before finally arriving in Bishkek, Kyrgyzstan, formerly known as Frunze, USSR.

I met a fellow on the plane, Steve Shell from Tucson, AZ, who would be in camp with me, but hunting separately.  As we stepped off the Turkish Airways 737 at Manas International airfield, a few hours past midnight and into the November chill,  I saw long rows of grey USAF transports and tankers.  Parked on the tarmac, they waited to be called into action refueling strike missions or ferrying troops into and out of Afghanistan not so far over the horizon.  A short Kyrgyz soldier in an olive drab uniform and an enormous hat held a sign with my name on it and escorted me to the VIP lounge while officials speedily handled my Visa, luggage and gun permits.  There, in the lounge, Steve and I met our camp manager and interpreter, Igor.  Shortly after arriving it became apparent that my rifle case had not arrived although my duffel bag was accounted for.  No information was available on where my gun was and waiting a couple days for the next flight could ruin the hunt.  I was assured by Igor that he had a decent weapon in camp for me to use.  I made the tough decision to head into the mountains without a rifle on the advice that time was limited and bad weather could shorten the hunt.   

In the early morning darkness we loaded into a cream colored, off road modified Toyota Landcruiser and headed southeast paralleling the Kazahkstan border for a ten hour trip into the Tien Shan mountains bordering China.  I learned that during Soviet times Igor had been a downhill ski instructor for the USSR national team in Karakol not so far from where we would be hunting.  Several hours into the journey we came to Issyk-Kul Lake and drove along the shore for about 90 miles.  It is a popular resort area during the summer with beaches, cabins and amusement parks.  We stopped by the lake for lunch consisting of chai tea, boiled eggs, sausages, bacon and dark rye bread, before turning off the well maintained highway and beginning the climb up narrow treacherous switch backs into the mountains.  The further we got, the worse the road became, with rivers to ford, and snow and ice choked passes at 14,500 feet.  We finally got to camp right on schedule.  We met the rest of the crew, cooks and my guide Hasslebeck, a native Asian horseman. Home for the next ten days were several comfortable bunk trailers to sleep in, a dining hall and a sauna, all well heated by coal stoves that were continuously stoked by the diligent camp staff.  After a delicious meal of borscht, fresh salad, rice, mutton and vegetables, it was time to rest. 

The first day was supposed to be a short one to get acclimated to the altitude, camp was at 12,000 feet and the mountain tops where we would be hunting were 14,500feet , and we also needed to get used to the rough saddles of the horses.  Tis being said, at 6 AM we got up and prepared for the day.  Meat pies and juice got us out the door and onto our mounts with plans to be back around mid afternoon.   Steve would head south with his guide for Marco Polo sheep and I would head northwest with Hasselback for ibex.  After a short ride I dismounted and test fired the Dragunov rifle Igor gave me to use.  After a number of shots I was satisfied out to 400 meters, but no further as I was not familiar with the ballistic performance of the round.   Almost immediately rams were spotted as we rode along a wide flat valley.  We saw several groups ranging from a few females with young to as many as 100 individuals.  They were occasionally as close as 600 yards up the mountainside, but out of range for my unfamiliar weapon.  The weather was quite pleasant, sunny and a comfortable 45 degrees F.  I was riding well enough on the strong, gentle horse that after stopping for a short tea break, Hasselback apparently decided I was ready climb up and stalk a group of ibex.  He spoke no English, so I simply followed him up the steep side hills and jagged ravines without discussion as the horses carefully picked their way along ascending nearly silently.  Just below the tops we would dismount and creep up to the crest to glass.  We were approaching a large group of rams and ewes from a couple miles out and they were holding position lazily lounging about in the sunshine gazing toward China which was about 10 miles in the distance.  The weather was ideal, with no wind at all and the altitude was not bothering me either, especially since the horses were doing most of  the climbing!  When we reached the next ridge however, and peered over, the ibex were all gone. Fortunately, we spotted another group and headed toward them.  This went on until dark.

 I was elated at seeing nearly 300 ibex on the first day including a group of over 90 rams!  Even though we did not get close enough to shoot, I had nine more days of hunting ahead of me and really wanted to see more of the terrain and look over some animals before choosing one.  I had seen many large bodied, heavy horned, black coated rams that I would have loved to take home with me, so I felt sure I would get a good chance later on.   As the sun disappeared behind a distant mountaintop, and the temperature began to plummet, I realized that we were a long way from camp and was exhausted from riding up and down steep, slippery rocky hillsides all day. The moon and stars were an amazing sight in the crisp chill, but the horses were sweating and breathing heavily, occasionally stumbling.  My limited skill and endurance were tested while riding over a dozen ridges in the darkness.  Upon returning to camp I found that Igor had become worried about us returning so late and had gone out to search.  Steve had looked over nearly 100 sheep during the day and had contemplated shooting a big ram at 500 yards, but passed on the hope of a chance at an even larger one later on.  He had been out for six hours and returned around lunch as planned.  I was exhausted from 17 hours of riding in the high altitude, but in great spirits having seen so many goats. 

Early the next morning Steve and I mounted up, then set out with our guides.  Steve went west and I headed south, my rear end reminding me that I was not really meant to be a horseman.  I did find, however, that if I sat on my hand there was sufficient padding to relieve my aching tailbone.  Immediately as the sun came up, Hasselback and I spotted several groups of ibex surrounding us on distant ridges.  We decided to dismount and stalk a lone male on foot, hobbling the horses so they would not follow us, thus giving away our position.  As we were getting close the ram darted off for some unknown reason and I saw through my binoculars that down in the valley below us Steve and his guides were returning with a sheep.  He had only been out for 90 minutes!  We rode down to congratulate Steve who was beaming from ear to ear.  He had happened across a group of rams at 200 yards straight up the mountainside, jumped down and taken the shot.  The huge sheep collapsed and rolled right down to him.  The landing site was only 40 yards away from where he had shot.  He was in such good spirits that he offered to hunt together in the afternoon and allow me to take the first shot at a good ibex with his beautiful custom .30-378 Weatherby set up for ballistic data to 800 yards.  After a quick meat pie lunch, we spotted yet another group of ibex with a number of promising rams not far from camp and set off climbing steep ravines on horseback to approach unseen.  Almost an anti climax– the first ridge we peered over, there they were: only 230 yards away!  Steve lay prone next to me spotting and ranging through my Leica BRF glasses, while I set up the bipod on his gun and looked for the largest horns I could see in this group of 14 nice rams with a dozen females and young.  Hasselback urged me to hurry before they became aware of us, so I picked a ram lying in the sun with huge black horns and carefully aligned the Swarovski reticle, flicked off the safety, squeezed and BANG!, my eighth species of mountain goat was dead, hit in the spine.  I quickly handed the weapon over to Steve and he was able to get a shot off at 600 yards as the herd reappeared on the next ridge, dropping a big ram in its tracks. Just like that our Kyrgyz hunt was over.

 I marveled at the thick woolly coat, massive dark horns and long beard of my ram.  A beautiful trophy for my 36th birthday celebrated at 14,000 feet on a steep mountain just a few miles outside China. 

 I wonder where I will be next year?

Caucus Ascent !

Friday, September 24, 2010

North Ossetia Russia late September 2009

The rough warm coat of the fallen tur feels like the most comfortable pillow I could ever imagine.  It had been a torturous week of climbing and waiting for a break in the weather, but finally my perseverance had paid off.  Now all I had to do was make it back down the mountain alive.

Since January I had dreamed of little else, having been the winning bidder for a rather unique hunting experience at the Reno SCI show.  It was all fine and good to explain in a rather bravado manner that I was going after an East Dagestan Tur in North Ossetia.  “A what?”  my friends asked.  “A goat”,  I answered.  “ In Russia.  Near Chechnya, Georgia, Azerbaijan, and Iran.”  “Isn’t that dangerous?  Isn’t there a war going on there?  Aren’t there terrorists there?” they all asked.  I had well rehearsed answers to all the questions, but as the time came closer, I began to wonder just what I might be in for.  I hoped I was ready for this as I boarded the plane for the first leg of my journey to the other side of the planet.  I had lain awake many nights worrying about this expedition.  How hard will it be?  It is supposed to be pretty tough.  I am not in as good of shape as I could be with bad plantar fasciitis in my left foot.  Will my guides meet me at the airport?   Will the Russians let me in?  How about my rifle?  Will I get robbed?  Will I get kidnapped?  Will the war with Georgia start up again?  Are there terrorists active in the area?  If so then what?  Little do I realize what I am in for.

As I flew into Vladikavkaz with my interpreter Oleg, whom I had met in Moscow, I can see massive mountains rising from the steppes, up through the clouds.  I am intimidated to say the least.  When the plane lands, we are met by a soldier and a huge bodyguard who load our bags into an armored Mercedes SUV with blacked out windows and off we race to the hunting compound. We meet the boss, Serra, a short solid fellow in his mid fifties with close cropped hair and a Makarov on his belt.   He is the chief director of hunting in North Ossetia.  To my surprise, I am given a camouflage uniform like the guards are wearing and told to put it on.  That way I will blend in better and not stick out inviting unwanted attention.  Oleg and I will share a suite looking out to the not so distant mountains covered at the moment in thick fog.   From here we will head out to hunt a couple days at a time.  We have not yet received the proper authorization to enter the frontier border area for Tur hunting so we will try for Caucus Chamois first.

Serra arrives early in the morning and whisks us an hour away to a small village where we meet up with our guides.  The rough looking men shake hands and introduce themselves as Aslan the leader, Saslan the assistant leader, Alec, Yuri and two others. They are FSB border guards that moonlight as hunting guides.  They have mismatched uniforms and old battered weapons, but look like they can run up and down the mountains all day long.  We pile into a big truck filled with thick cigarette smoke.  Chamois have been spotted in the next valley past some abandoned fortifications from the Georgian conflict.  I get out with two soldiers to climb while the truck departs dropping off men with radios and binoculars along the road to glass for goats while I scramble to get up the slope and into position.  A group of chamois is spotted and I am vectored into position.  With an audience of soldiers watching every move from 3000 feet below, we scramble on the shale and boulders staying low and edge slowly up ridges to carefully peer over trying to catch a glimpse of our quarry.  What looks so easy from below is not easy on the mountain.  I realize that the whole mountainside was shelled during the Georgian war eight months ago.  Shell casings and shrapnel are scattered all over on the rocky terrain.  The border is less than a kilometer away.

After six hard hours, we are able to see 35 chamois in a valley below us.  Attempts at asking the soldiers which to shoot are fruitless.  I set up for a 340 yard shot, squeeze, squeeze,….. BANG!  The soldiers jabber excitedly and pound me on the back.  We reach the crash site and carry the 85 pound goat down a couple thousand feet to meet the other guys who had watched from below.  After pictures and handshakes it is another two hour hike back to the truck.  I am enthralled at having worked pretty darn hard for my fourth chamois, a beautiful female with nice long thick horns. 

The next three rainy, mist shrouded days are spent reading and napping as well as visiting a couple local sites of interest.  My disguise seems to be working, as no one even glances at me wearing a Russian officer’s uniform as we visit the site of the Beslan school massacre where September 1-3, 2004 a dozen Chechnyan terrorists held over a thousand children and teachers hostage and murdering several hundred.  It is awful. 

At 2 AM after three hours rest it is time to get going again.  My 20 pounds of gear is stuffed into a small Kelty pack, enough for a two or three day assault on the Caucasus Mountains climbing from 4000 feet to 13,000 feet up a 60 degree incline over loose shale and ice covered boulders.

Did I mention that the Russians are not very safe drivers?  Speeding, overdriving headlights, narrow roads, wandering livestock, tailgating, passing blindly and weaving are commonplace. The three hour ride to the border is terrifying. 

We report in to the guard detachment responsible for patrolling the mountainous border.  After receiving authorization to enter the frontier zone, our truck winds its way up a narrow dirt track ending at a guard bunker with a machinegun and two soldiers.  We proceed on foot.  The path is very rough and tangled, once a road carved into the hillside but after hundreds of washouts and rockslides it is now a treacherous obstacle course.  I enjoy the hike and lead the squad for the 10 mile trek ending at a hot springs near the face of a large glacier. 

Then starts the hard part.  Aslan indicates the top of the mountain towering overhead.  The climb is easily the most strenuous physical endeavor I have ever undertaken.  The mountain is very rough, with rolling rocks, slippery moss, and hidden crevasses.  As we get higher, it gets colder, windier and steeper.  Ice and snow cover the hellish terrain.  Each false peak is a spot to rest and gather strength for the assault on the next section. I discipline myself to keep moving. As we continue to ascend, I can feel the reduction in oxygen.  We eventually come to a cave where some meager supplies are stashed and collapse into our sleeping bags.  It is terribly uncomfortable and I sleep very little, as I can not breathe well.  I am told not to use any lights because we are only a short distance from the Georgian border.  A spotter may see the light and decide to fire off a few artillery rounds at us. 

In the very early morning we must ascend another 1,500 feet, nearly to the highest peak, where the Tur cross into Georgia. We are rushing to get there before they do and maneuver into position before the sun rises.  Right on schedule Aslan and Saslan spot a group of Tur making their way toward us.  The soldiers are slightly higher than me and can see over the ridge and across the canyon, but I cannot.  I hope and pray that I will I get a shot.  The time comes. Aslan motions for me to get ready.  I cannot see my target yet, until suddenly I see a small band of Tur moving rapidly up the next peak.  I pick the largest horns in the group and get ready to shoot.  It is 380 yards, 10F, 15mph cross wind, down angle 25 degrees and 13,000 feet elevation.  I concentrate and gently squeeze the trigger.  The massive report surprises me and I see big burly goats running over the border into Georgia.  I lost sight of my target, but Aslan hollers and points.  I aim again and try to get the right animal in the crosshairs.  I cannot tell…. Wait, there my Tur!  Bleeding from a hit a bit far back, limping badly, now at 450 yards and running. Another two shots follow, almost certainly off the mark.  Aslan scrambles off in a hurry with his rifle.  He moves in 20 minutes what would have taken me well over an hour.  He speaks excitedly over the radio, but Saslan who does not speak English can not tell me what is going on, so I am left to guess.  Oleg has made his way to me and translates that Aslan found my Tur dead.  We shake hands and then work over to the fallen Tur.  I am extremely excited.  Thank God for helping me to be strong enough to do this crazy hunt.  I lay down on the animal hugging the 250 pound body. What a magnificent beast!  Aslan slaps me with his hat and then slaps the Tur, as a show of respect and honor for the hunter and the sacrifice of the ram.  Oleg takes pictures of me and the massively horned Tur and then it is time to get moving.  It has been an awesome experience, but I am very happy to be done.  The going is so treacherous that I soon have a terrible headache from the stress of picking foot positions and taking chances as I descend.  I make slow but steady progress and relish the thought of a drink from the icy streams below. For ten hours I tediously descend struggling to stay focused so I do not end up hurt or dead.  When I finally reach the bottom, I am spent.  I lie back and concernedly watch the others come down carrying Oleg’s slumped body.  He fell 50 feet into a rocky ravine breaking both of his legs.  Alec and Yuri stay with Oleg and keep him as comfortable as possible while the rest of us hike out loaded down with several hundred pounds of meat, trophies and supplies.  Aslan races ahead to get a horse for Oleg.  Several hours later the horse returns with Oleg and Aslan and we all clamber into the truck to get Oleg to the hospital.  I return to pack my things at the lodge, glad the hunt worked out, but worried about Oleg and what I will do if he is unable to get me safely out of the country.   I thank the guides who are eager to get home after a treacherous test and participate in one last Vodka toast.  Several hours later with two casts and a shy grin, Oleg and I ride to the airport in an ambulance. The gun paperwork and customs emigration is a horror show of red tape, but eventually all the officials get their rubber stamps in the correct locations and I am free to leave Russia. 

On the way home I reflect that I am not in a real hurry to repeat my Caucasian adventure any time soon….well, until the next time when I have forgotten all the hardships and can only remember the glory of the Caucus mountains and my magnificent East Dagestan Tur.

Caucus Ascent-Long Version

Thursday, November 5, 2009

North Ossetia Russia September 2009

Since January I had dreamed of little else, having been the winning bidder for a rather unique hunting experience. It was all fine and good to explain in a rather bravado manner that I was going after a North Ossetian East Dagestan Tur. A what? My friends asked. A goat I answered. In Russia. Near Chechnya, Georgia, Azerbaijan, and Iran. Isn’t that dangerous? Isn’t there a war going on there? Aren’t there terrorists there? They all asked. I had well rehearsed answers to all the questions, but as the time came closer, I began to wonder just what I might be in for. I hope I am ready for this I thought as I boarded the plane for the first leg of my journey to the other side of the planet. I had lied awake many nights worrying about this expedition. How hard will it be? It is supposed to be pretty tough. I am not in as good of shape as I could be. Fatter than a year ago. Plantar Fasciitis in my left foot. Will my guides meet me at the airport? Will the Russians let me in? How about my rifle? Will I get robbed? Will I get kidnapped? Will the war start up again? Are there terrorists active in the area? If so then what?

Moscow Domodedovo Friday September 18, 2009 1230

As I get off the Lufthansa jumbo a nurse with the Russian health department is individually checking each passenger with a temperature gun for swine flu before we can leave the deplaning area. I am passed through, but some other people are pulled aside and examined more intensely. I fill out several customs forms before the immigration officer carefully examines my Visa and then gives me his rubber stamp approval. I grab my gear off the luggage belt and wait a few minutes for Oleg Potechykin to show up and help me through the customs quagmire with my weapon. The gun permit I had worried so much about is actually not for me I find out. It is for Oleg. I can not go anywhere at all without him to keep a close eye on me. The customs officers are not too quick to know what to do, but Oleg helps them along and a dozen rubber stamps on four hand copied forms and we are set to go to the police official to register the rifle. 45 minutes later and we are done. I am surprised by the people roaming the terminal. Long straight blond hair, blue eyes, very white, not tan, extremely thin, beautiful women with stiletto heels, fashionable oversize sunglasses, Coach handbags and Gucci brightly colored leather coats, unshaven guys with athletic track suits and sunglasses . White, blond hair, blue eyes. No variation. I guess I was expecting more fear, depression, downtrodden, gray sky.

Oleg explains that I will spend the night at a nearby hotel and then fly early in the morning to Vladikavkaz. Oleg drops me off and I check in to the hotel. The desk girls speak English. All I care is that there is a bed. I fall asleep at 4PM and sleep soundly until 530 AM. I meet Oleg again at 9AM after a hotel buffet breakfast of eggs, rolls, potatoes, fresh fruit and vegetables, yogurt and sausage. Oleg’s son Alexi drops us off at the terminal. He has a large late model Mercedes. There are many very nice cars at airport. Few Russian cars, but many BMW, Mercedes, Audi, Lexus, Ford, GM and Dodge high end models. Check in at S7 regional airline is pretty easy, then back to the police for forms, rubber stamps and hand carry of my weapon to the plane. While waiting in the terminal Oleg explains that he takes many Russian hunters around the world to English speaking areas to hunt like Canada where he recently returned from a two week goat/dall sheep hunt, Australia, South Africa, Namibia, Tanzania and also accompanies a very few westerners to hunt different areas of Russia. He was a field expedition biologist during the Soviet times and spent many years in Mongolia, Afghanistan, Tanzania, Sudan and Ethiopia where he studied sheep, and other large mammals. A notable project he was involved with was to hunt and kill mammals in the area surrounding Chernobyl after the disaster, then conduct autopsies and run tests to search for disease and mutation. Supposedly nothing was found out of the ordinary, except for some mutation and die off problems with amphibians. When the USSR broke up he continued to work for a couple years without pay. Then he turned to hunting. A few foreign hunters come to hunt with him each year for sheep, bear and a couple for Tur. He goes to shows like SCI, FNAWS, and Ovis to gain contacts and talk to prospective clients with his partner Sergei Shushanov from Chicago. They feel there are many opportunities in Russia that US hunters are unaware of. I also learn that Oleg was a KGB guard along the Norway border in the mid 70s.
The flight is a short two hours south. We see massive mountains rising from the steppes, up through the clouds. I am intimidated to say the least. When the plane lands, we are held back from deplaning while the other first class passengers, get off. They are 6 men dressed smartly in suits, probably businessmen, however there are many soldiers, officials with flowers, reporters with video cameras and a band playing. It was the president of Moldavia and his entourage that I sat next to on the flight! 15 minutes later we are allowed to deplane after the VIPs are whisked away in a small convoy of armored limos and SUVs. With the excitement dying down, we are met by a huge bodyguard named Arthur who collects our bags and gets us quickly through the police paperwork process. Oleg and I hop into a Mercedes SUV with blacked out windows and off we race into town. The motor is quite powerful and accelerates to 160 kph in short order shooting past other cars, our lights flashing and horn blaring. We rocket past orchards and fields of crops , a huge vodka distilling plant and then into town. The people are dark haired with brown eyes and decent looking clothes. Arthur checks out each and every attractive female while weaving through traffic and I am afraid we will be the cause of a fatal wreck with one of the dilapidated streetcars, dirty buses, ancient smoking trucks, forlorn autos or lackadaisical pedestrians clogging the roadways. There are dozens of typical Soviet Bloc style concrete apartment complexes that look terrible to live in with clothing hanging out to dry from nearly every balcony. Construction projects are in progress all over on the dilapidated structures, some just needing paint, to others that seem to be totally gutted. Flags, monuments, statues, and propaganda posters are everywhere. The Mercedes lurches to a halt at the regional wildlife management office where we meet the boss, Serra, a short solid fellow in his mid fifties with close cropped hair and a Makarov on his belt. He is the chief director of hunting in North Ossetia. The compound has an old BMP tank in the front yard and the building has half a dozen guards milling about with Kalshnikov automatic rifles and hand grenades. Weeds sprout from the pavement and sidewalks and the trees have not been trimmed or lawn mowed for ages. The office is also very poorly maintained with peeling paint, exposed electrical wires protruding from walls, broken railings, doors and steps. There are framed photographs on the walls of VIPs like Vladimir Putin, Boris Yeltsin, and many others posing with Serra. We leave Arthur at the office, Serra fires up the Mercedes and we race to the hunting lodge about 30 minutes away just on the outskirts of town. It is another military compound surrounded by double fences and many guards to keep out the riffraff. We are welcomed by the staff of cooks, maids and soldiers.
There is a huge banquet hall filled with a few dozen partiers celebrating a birthday or something. The place is very fancy with marble floors, walls, columns, staircases, buttresses, crystal chandeliers, Persian rugs, and beautiful hanging tapestries, but again it is shabby and needs lots of work to be freshened up. The quarters Oleg and I will share is one of several very nice suites with two bedrooms, a dining room, bathroom, sitting room and private balcony looking out to the not so distant mountains covered at the moment in thick fog. There are to be no other hunters here for the week I am told. From here we will head out to hunt a couple days at a time. Serra takes me out to a nearby field to shoot my .300 Remington UltraMag. It is dead on at 200yds. We return to enjoy dinner of ribs, tur meat, pizza pie, tomatoes, cucumbers, soup, bread, vodka, lemonade and mineral water. Serra offers many toasts to St. George, friendship, Ossetia, family and good luck hunting. After dinner I find that we will head out in the morning at 5AM to hunt chamois in an area close by. We have not yet received the proper authorization to enter the frontier border area for Tur hunting. I am quite excited and eager to get started. I arrange my gear for the morning hunt.

I wake up early, eat some eggs and drink power juice while Oleg wolfs down oatmeal and coffee. When we are finished Serra arrives and whisks us an hour away to a small village where we meet up with the local guides. The rough looking men all shake hands and introduce themselves, but I do not really catch their names due to the language barrier. They are FSB border guards that moonlight as hunting guides. Some are older, some are younger, but they all look pretty tough. They have mismatched uniforms and old battered looking weapons, but look like they can run up and down the mountains all day long. Serra departs and we pile into a Russian truck meant for four people. We squeeze in eight! The cigarette smoke is thick and the men stink badly. The engine shares the passenger compartment, so it gets hot in a hurry. We drive into a pasture and begin to climb in low gear up the mountain on a rough track clinging to the hard rock. As we slam back and forth I wonder if I am becoming prone to carsickness. Thankful for fresh air, we finally climb out and walking sticks are issued. One soldier grabs my pack and another takes my rifle. Great, I only need to carry myself. We file along up the small mountains as the point men quickly outdistance me, but Oleg and several others match my pace, so I assume I will be ok. After a few hours with no water I am hurting, but unwilling to slow down and show it. The point men spot a nice ram chamois and urge me to rush into position for a shot before it moves away. I chase two of the guys, Aslan the leader and Yuri, one of the younger guys carrying my gear, leaving all the others behind with radios watching through binoculars and updating our progress compared to the goat’s position. I have lost my interpreter and am now being forced to move fast. I tire out quickly as the climbing intensifies. When I finally arrive the ram is moving, but only 220 yard away. I try to get into a decent prone position, but can not find the chamois in the scope. Then when I can see him the range is 380, then 450, then 620 yards. No shot. Aslan and Yuri seem a little disgusted with me as we head back to rejoin the others, then thick fog rolls in covering the mountains all around. We eat a meager lunch of bread, apples, tomatoes, and sausage. I am beat. No water, dehydrated, very dizzy and lightheaded. The cool rain is nice and we hunker down to wait for the fog to pass. It does not go away, and in fact some times it is hard to see 20 feet. The trek back to the vehicle is a tough one. The ride in the smoke filled wheeled coffin crammed with eight guys is terrible. We stop at Aslan’s home and wait a couple hours for Serra to come back and get us. I see several nice trophies that Aslan has collected over years of hunting and many pictures of hunts that the team has been involved with. They share some homemade cheese, soup, liver, and chamois meat. It is all terrible. The mineral water from a local spring is pretty bad too, but at least it is wet. There is a huge dog lying on the floor that is only 8 months old, but already 150 pounds. It is for guarding sheep against the wolves that roam the hills. When Serra arrives, I am certainly ready to go. After a quick dinner I collapse into bed. I am hoping to do better tomorrow, but the fog stays for three more days.!!!

In the morning, the fog shrouds the mountains and there is no chance that we can go into the hills. After breakfast, some writing, some reading, lunch and a lot of napping, I am ready to do just about anything that gets me out of the lodge. Arthur comes after lunch and takes us around Vladikavkaz in a battered Mercedes sedan. We stop at the town square where there are many beautiful memorials to WWII heroes, a monument to the victims of the Beslan school massacre, a monument depicting the Ossetians joining with Katherine the Great, and a cemetery of local heroes, writers, artists, mayors and other VIPs with ornately engraved tombstones. The sky is overcast and it sprinkles occasionally. There is little activity in the city, with people staying inside to avoid the unseasonably poor weather. My disguise seems to be working, as no one really even glances at me.

We drive a few miles to the site of the Beslan school massacre where September 1-3, 2004 a dozen Chechnyan terrorists held over a thousand children and teachers hostage. The site is very humbling. There are burned out buildings pocked with thousands of bullets impacts and craters. It is awful. In the main gymnasium there are hundreds of water bottles with flowers stuck in them, symbolizing that the terrorists kept the frightened hostages from having any water, food or restroom visits for three days. There are wreathes, flowers and pictures and of all the victims. The room is not too large, but nearly 300 people were murdered here. There are dark stains on the walls and floors from what I assume is blood. 187 children, 117 teachers, and 12 spetznaz soldiers were slaughtered and all 12 terrorists were killed. Nearly 820 people were also horribly wounded. These people are Orthodox Christians at war with their Muslim extremist neighbors in Chechnya, Dagestan and Azerbaijan. All this horror causes my blood to boil. I start to get dizzy and have to get out of the building. We wander among the ruins for half an hour without speaking. A solemn soldier stands in a courtyard silently gazing at the ruins. A busload of student athletes files into the site with heads bowed. Next we drive to the graveyard where all the victims are buried. The site is maintained by several soldiers. It is a very respectful memorial, but extremely sad. A family of six children buried side by side, a family three, and on and on. Over 300 nearly identical headstones, each with an engraved picture of the victim. A statue of angels rises over the memorial garden. It is enough for me. We leave, heading back to the city, spirits lowered considerably, and take a short walk along the riverfront. I see the capitol building, the police station, and the presidential office. After a few smokes, Arthur drives us back to the compound.

For dinner we have pizza rolls, meat, soup, fresh salsa, vegetables, and beets. Of course vodka! We are joined by the Vladikavkaz police chief and his family and some other local dignitaries. Toasts and good food. The table manners are confusing. They reach for food with their hands and do not use napkins. They all slouch and rest their elbows on the table, but they hold their knives and forks very properly. Lots of laughing, many old stories, but no English. I end up talking to the police chief’s wife and daughter who speak English well enough for me to understand a little. The evening comes to an end and all of the important people and their entourages depart.

The next day is similar. Fog and no chance to go into the mountains. More reading, writing and sleeping.
After lunch Natasha takes Oleg and me on a drive to her hometown in a valley an hour away. The town is a tiny mining community with a roaring river, narrow road and long thin sliver of apartment buildings crammed in against the valley walls. She shows us the apartment where she was born and the school she attended. The road is very winding with tunnels and steep walls. Mine shafts bore into the sides. Most of the factories and mine facilities look abandoned. An important natural gas pipeline also shares the valley. Many guard posts with soldiers, machineguns, sandbags and bunkers stand ready to defend the road and pipeline due to the Georgian conflict which is not really quite over. We stop at a massive stone statue of a king said to bring good luck to hunters. The mountains rise steeply thousands of feet above us disappearing into the clouds and fog. I actually catch a brief glimpse of the blue sky high above as we visit the site. Maybe the legend is true and this fellow will help me by clearing the sky.

We return to the lodge at last and have dinner with Serra, Natasha and her two sisters. One of the sisters speaks English and talks about how much she likes America and would love to go there, especially New York City. She is amazed to find out that I have not been there. The evening ends and again I hope for a break in the weather.

The next day is all about napping and reading and being cooped up in the lodge. We eat alone, but receive word from the guards that the weather is clearing for tomorrow and we will go out at 4AM to hunt chamois in another area where we are cleared to enter the border frontier zone. The Tur area is still closed. I wonder if I will get to hunt for Tur at all. I hope so. I have had enough rest.

I have seen and experienced a lot, but want to get to what I really came for.
The time has come for hunting. Up early, power drink, light pack, good mountaineering clothes, a short drive with Serra to meet the hunt team on the road. A drive of a few hours. It is dark so I can not see much crammed in with six smoking Russians. I just try not to get sick. We stop at a village and a couple more guys join us. They have seen chamois in the valley nearby. The fog is light and burning off as the sun rises. We proceed to a checkpoint where soldiers examine our documents. They are very polite, but curious about me. Where am I from, why am I here? …. They have a boring job. We drive along the valley past some abandoned fortifications from the Georgian conflict and then I get out with two soldiers for a climb up the mountain. The truck departs and begins dropping off guys with radios and binoculars along the road at intervals to glass for goats while I scramble to get up the slope and into position. A group of twenty chamois is spotted and I go with the two young soldiers to get in close. It sounds easy. With an audience watching every move from 3000 feet below and 2 miles away, I struggle to keep up as we scramble on the shale and boulders staying low in stream ravines and edge slowly up ridges to carefully peer over trying to catch a glimpse of our quarry. What looks so easy from below is not easy on the mountain. I see thousands of polka dots on the mountainside across the valley. I can not understand what it is and since the guys with me do not speak English, I can not ask. Eventually I realize that the polka dots are shell craters. The old darker vegetation has been blown away and new lighter colored growth has replaced it. The whole mountainside was shelled 8 months ago during the war. My hypothesis is confirmed as I begin to find dozens of parts of shell casings, fuses, guide fins and shrapnel broken and scattered on the rocky terrain we are traversing. I am hoping and praying not to run into any unexploded ordnance or artillery deployed mines. Georgia is only a kilometer away on the backside of the mountain we are climbing.

Eventually after six hours of hard climbing and crawling, we are able to see some chamois. They see us too and run away! The radio guys say they have only gone a little way. A little way for them is just two ridges. For us it is a long way and takes quite a great deal of effort. There nearly 35 individuals, some smaller ones closer and one or two larger ones farther off 600-700 yards distant. Attempts at asking the soldiers which to shoot are fruitless. I am finally able to set up for a 340 yard shot at a resting chamois below us. It is the best animal I can see within range. I calm down and focus on the target taking time to consider all the factors in play. Two dry fires and then squeeze, squeeze,….. BANG! The chamois jumps up and runs away. The soldiers jabber excitedly and I can not understand. Are they saying I missed? Is the animal wounded? Is it dead? I can not tell what is going on, but one guy wants me to give him my rifle. I hand over the gun and he fires a single round. I look through my Swarovski binoculars at the running herd of chamois, but I do not see what the guy shot at. They vigorously shake my hand and indicate that it is dead. I am slightly disheartened to think that the guide shot my ram. The other goats have all run over the mountain into Georgia. The 380 yards takes me an hour due to the slippery rockslide and having to take a somewhat safe circuitous route to the chamois landing site. The shot felt good and I am confused when they begin to indicate that two chamois are dead. I am worried about what happened and if I shot two and what the fee will be. One is a baby and the other is a decent size female. I know I shot the female and not the baby, but was there a ricochet or pass through? I try to get them to take decent pictures, but they do not quite understand what I want. The pictures are ok, but not great. The terrain makes it really hard to maneuver without sliding down the steep rockslide. They start to pack up, dragging my chamois. I attempt to get them to see that the hair is being ruined and stop them. I put the goat on my shoulders and show what I want. They are hesitant to do this, but eventually agree to tie it to a walking stick and carry it between them while I drag the baby down with me. We descend the rock slide for thousands of feet to where there is some grass and it is relatively flat. The other guys from down below have worked their way up to us and we have another round of photos. This time Oleg takes care of things and the quality improves significantly. I explain how I want the cape done, as Oleg explains that I hit the female and Alec shot the baby himself for the meat. Much relieved and feeling better about myself, I am then sent down the valley for the two hour hike to the truck. I have had no lunch and am very tired. At least there is a rough path to follow. I see some soldiers patrolling the opposite mountainside and they wave as they go by, saluting my success. I feel much better and am enthralled at having worked pretty darn hard for my fourth chamois. The trek ends and I sit down to eat some of the food set out by Aslan who passed by me on his way down. The chicken, tomatoes, cucumbers, bread, and Snickers bar are superb. I drink deeply from a stream and relax, waiting for the rest of the team to complete the hike. The drive back is a blur, dropping off soldiers, receiving congratulations, and a three hour drive back to the lodge. We stop for ice cream and fuel. At the lodge there are toasts, vodka, pizza, meat, salsa, vegetables and bread. It is a short meal much to my liking, and best of all, Serra says the Tur area authorization has come through. I am to pack my gear very light for a couple nights on the mountain. It will be very hard I am told and I hope and pray I am prepared. So far it has been hard, but not too bad. I dream about the successful chamois encounter and the coming tur expedition.

At 2 AM it is time to get going again.
I have packed my gear into a Kelty 3200 pack. It does not seem like a very large pack, but I have stuffed it pretty full. Rain gear, aid kit, vest, jacket, wool hat, socks, sleeping bag, water, power food, sat phone, GPS, wind indicator, ammo…. It seems like 20 pounds is not much, but add a 10 pound loaded rifle with scope and bipod and a 12 hour assault on the Caucasus Mountains from 4000 feet to 13000feet at up to 60 degree incline, loose shale, snow covered boulder fields, ice, running water, etc and it becomes a real load.
The three hour ride in the hunt van full of smoke is not a real joy on winding roads. Did I mention that the Russians are not really very safe drivers? Speeding, overdriving headlights, narrow roads, wandering livestock, tailgating, passing blindly, weaving.
We come to a small village and the ruins of a Soviet era resort. The massive hotel is like a concrete fortress, once the pride of the tourist industry, now stripped to the shell and left to decay. We need to report in to the border guard base camp. It has a detachment of about 50 soldiers, dogs, and a couple heavy trucks. They are responsible for patrolling the mountainous border on foot and by helicopter. These guards are very businesslike. A staff officer appears taking our papers and then reemerges 45 minutes later, wishing us luck. We are off. The van winds its way up a narrow dirt track as far as possible until the road ahead is washed out. There is a guard bunker with tripod mounted binoculars and machinegun. The two kids on duty are excited to see us and wish they could go with up into the mountain instead of dying of boredom watching the river flow by down at the bottom of the valley. We dismount and leave our packs for donkeys to carry part of the way for us. The path is very rough and tangled. It was once a road that was carved into the hillside but has had hundreds of washouts and rockslides, so it is now an obstacle course. I enjoy the hike and lead the pack for the 4 hour, 10 mile trek. It is beautiful; the path ends at a hot springs near the face of a large glacier. Two glaciologists we passed on their way out said they saw many Tur, but up pretty high while they were doing their work and tests on the glacier over the last few days. I feel pretty good about things as we strip off our clothes and relax in the hot tub like springs, but when the donkeys catch up, we have a quick lunch and hoist on the packs. It is a nice sunny 55 degree day, little wind, the roar of the icy glacier fed stream behind. Then starts the hard part. We are going up there. Aslan indicates the top of the mountain towering overhead. The climb is very ,very difficult, easily the hardest physical endeavor I have ever undertaken. The mountain side is a 60 degree slope, very rough, rolling rocks, slippery moss, and hidden crevasses. As we get higher, it gets colder, windier and steeper. Ice and snow cover the hellish terrain. The soldiers move very quickly compared to my snail pace. I can feel the weight, measuring each step, careful not to tumble down and injure myself. It is not like a shear cliff, but the incline is steep, rough and relentless. Each false peak is a spot to rest and gather strength for the assault on the next section. In between it is really too dangerous to stop and rest. Finding stable footing was a major challenge. I handle the fatigue well, and discipline myself to keep moving. As we continue to ascend, I can certainly feel the reduction in oxygen. We need to hunker down and hide several times while passing groups of Tur move by. They have a shrill alarm call and stay far away. They are much higher and can see us when they look down. They do not run off, but stare and call at us. We even have some cross behind and below us a hundred feet and 5 minutes after we pass. A female comes to investigate and in my cramped position, I turn my head slightly and notice that she is only 30 yards away. Eventually we decide we have to keep moving or we will not make it to the top by dark. Climbing in the dark would be too risky. We come to a cave where some meager supplies are stashed and have a drink, some food and collapse into our bags. Oleg has a small tent that he erects on an area with a 20degree slope. It is terribly rocky and uncomfortable. I sleep very little, as I can not breathe well and the ground is so bad.

In the early morning, the rocks are ice covered, it is foggy and in the near darkness I can hardly see to walk, my depth perception is quite bad for judging my footing on the rough uneven rockslides. We must ascend another 1500 feet, nearly to the very top. I leave all but my loaded rifle, binoculars, laser and camera. It is 10F and very windy. The guides know the area where the Tur will cross the mountain top into Georgia and we are rushing to get there before they do. We maneuver into position and setup before the sun rises over the opposite ridge. Aslan and Saslan spot a group of Tur making their way toward us and I can sense the excitement. The soldiers are slightly higher than me and can see over the ridge and across the canyon, but I can not. I hope and pray that I will I get a shot. The time comes. Aslan motions for me to get ready to shoot. I can not see my target yet, but then suddenly I see a small band of Tur moving rapidly up the next peak over. I pick the largest horns in the group and get ready to shoot. It is 380 yards, 10F, 15mph cross wind, down angle 15degrees. I concentrate on what Chip, Doug and Tim taught me in Texas SAAM and gently squeeze the trigger. The massive report surprises me and I see burly goats running over the border into Georgia. I lost sight of my target, but Aslan hollers something and points. I aim again and try to get the right animal in the crosshairs. I can not tell. There it is! Bleeding from a hit a bit far back, limping badly, now at 450 yards and running. Another two shots follow wildly, almost certainly off the mark. The good news is that my Tur ran down the ridge and not up and over with the others to Georgia. The bad news is that I can no longer see my goat and my rate of movement is so slow that I have no real hope of catching up to it. Aslan scrambles off in a hurry with his rifle at the ready. He moves in 20 minutes what would take me an hour. He is speaking into the radio excitedly, but Saslan can not tell me what is going on, so I am left to guess. Oleg has made his way to me as I hear two shots from the distant Aslan. Oleg translates that Aslan found my Tur dead and decided to shoot an old one with a broken foot for himself that was coming toward him in another group. We shake hands and then work over the rough mountainside ridges and shale slides toward the fallen Turs. It takes an hour to go 500 yards, but when I reach the fallen ram, I am extremely excited. Thank God for helping me to be strong enough to do this crazy hunt. I lay down on the animal hugging the 350 pound body. What a magnificent animal! Aslan slaps me in the head with his hat and then repeats the motion to the tur, as a show of respect and honor for the hunter and the sacrifice of the ram. Oleg takes pictures of me and the Tur and then it is time to get moving. I hear thump, thump, thump as a huge HIND patrol helicopter armed with rocket pods and automatic cannons passes down the valley, actually below us. It is a very intimidating machine. I can not imagine having something like that come looking for me. Aslan and Saslan roll the two turs down a thousand feet to a place where the other guys can meet us. More handshakes, and they pat the Tur and me with their hats. Everyone is excited about the successful hunt. They start caping and remove the heart giving it to me, motioning to take a bite. I bite into the tough muscle splashing my face with hot fresh blood. The guys broke camp and brought it to us. We have a quick meal , I put my pack back on and head down with Saslan who pulls Aslan’s Tur with him, while Alec, Yuri and Aslan cape my Tur under Oleg’s watchful eye. It has been an awesome experience, but I am very happy to be done and headed down. The trek down is much harder than up. The going is so treacherous, that my mind hurts and I have a terrible headache from the stress of picking foot positions, and taking chances as I descend. I am making slow but steady progress and relishing the thought of the fresh icy streams below. After four hours of descent I hear a curious noise from above. It is a thumping rumble. I see a large pack tumbling down from several thousand feet above me bumping and rolling down the steep mountain side. It passes near me and I see it is battered and beat-up terribly. Luckily no one got hit or fell with it. It was filled with a hundred pounds of meat and supplies. It continues past me and tumbles out of view. I later find out that it was Aslan’s pack. He stopped for a rest and took the pack off, jarring it and it was gone. It took maybe 15 minutes to tumble 2 miles down the mountain and come to a rest very near the trail back to the guard base. Almost like it was planned, except the radio, binoculars and spotting scope were also inside, but now in many smaller pieces. For six more hours I slowly work my way down and Saslan has patiently stayed just a few hundred yards ahead to guide me and make sure I pick a safe (relative term) route. I come to some water cascading down from cracks in the rocks and drink in as much as I can. I make myself continue and stay focused so I do not end up dead. When I finally reach the bottom, I am spent. I lie back and wait as the others come down, watching their progress and marveling at their skill and agility. Oleg is not coming though. When everyone has gotten down to safety, 90 minutes pass and Oleg is still nowhere to be seen. Aslan is worried and heads back up into the ravine we assume he should have been coming down. 15 minutes later Aslan yells and waves his arms. Alec and Yuri race after Aslan. Later, watching through binoculars, I see the three soldiers carrying Oleg’s slumped body. His head bobs and he is speaking, but in a great deal of pain. Luckily they found him quickly and it was near the trail, not too high up. He fell 50 meters into a rocky ravine breaking his left ankle and right foot. I can do little to help but smile and offer a drink of water. Alec and Yuri stay with Oleg and keep him as comfortable as possible while the rest of us walk out with the small donkeys loaded down with several hundred pounds of meat, trophies and supplies. We each take extra packs from Oleg, Alec and Yuri. The walk along the washed out mountain path is another torturous six hours, much slower than the trek in, now that we are loaded down with gear. It begins to rain about half way back. It is dark when we get to the guard post. Aslan drives the van to a village to borrow a horse and returns for get Oleg. I sit in the guard bunker while the soldiers visit on their cell phones and smoke. Hours later when it is time to go, we all clamber into the van and try to keep Oleg from jostling too much. He refuses to take pain medication and does not talk much. We are all pretty quiet on the ride in the dark foggy rainy shroud that has descended with us. The mountains closed up right after I shot the Tur. I am glad the hunt worked out, but am worried about Oleg and what I will do if he is unable to get me safely out of the country. At the lodge, I give Aslan my spotting scope, thank the guides who are eager to get home at 5AM after a long day and participate in one last Vodka toast. It is awful. I wonder what will happen if Oleg does not return from the hospital. Several hours later with two casts, and a shy grin he tells me to get in the car with my gear to go. He has survived, but now will need several months to heal, keeping him stuck at home with his wife. Special arrangements are made at the airport for an ambulance and help by a couple bodyguards for getting on the plane. I sleep on the flight to Moscow and we are met at the walkway by Alexi, Oleg’s son who helps me to take Oleg to the car. The gun paperwork and customs emigration is a horror show of paperwork and trouble, but eventually all the officials get their rubber ink stamps in the correct locations and I am free to leave Russia. The trophies have to stay to be detailed and dried in salt, but soon enough they will have a new home with my collection in Minnesota. I sleep most of the way home and reflect that I am not in a real hurry to repeat my Caucasian adventure any time soon….well until the next time when I have forgotten all the hardships and can only remember the glory the Caucus mountains and my magnificent East Dagestan Tur.

Pachunka!

Thursday, November 5, 2009

Pachunka!

1630 Friday July 31, 2009 Belgrade Serbia

Sarah and I step off the Lufthansa A320 onto the tarmac at a modern airport facility. There are many Western looking ground support vehicles, but also many Russian machines; UAZ jeeps, Kamaz trucks, tractors etc. Customs presents no troubles, and we are met immediately by Istavan Ham our guide, a fit looking 62 year old. He comments immediately that he was expecting someone older. I get that a lot. We get our gear right away and then the red tape starts. It is definitely good to have a native speaker to help with the police and customs officials for the gun and ammunition permits. There are no problems, just a $30 fee, several official looking rubber stamps and a maze of offices around the airport. When all is in order, we wrestle the baggage out to Istavan’s Mitsubishi Montero. The parking lot is filled with all manner of tiny cars. In the US the Montero is modest sized, but here it is huge compared to the VWs, Yugos, Citroens, Peugeots, Fiats, Trabants and Ladas. We are to take a 90 minute drive Northeast to the hunting area. Istavan is from Hungary originally and was a university biologist researching raptors until he became unemployed like so many others during the fall of communism and the last decade of turmoil. Our path winds through new and old Belgrade separated by the Danube River. There are modern looking buildings, but they are shabby and in serious disrepair. Graffiti covers most flat surfaces and surprisingly a great deal of it is in English instead of Cyrillic Serbian. The old section of town actually appears in better shape despite being hundreds of years older. The unemployment rate is over 60%. People are walking all over. They look happy and well dressed, not poverty stricken. The vehicles emit a great deal of pollution. The Danube is a very major shipping avenue and there are many ships that we can see from the bridge that have made their way to the interior from the Mediterranean Sea
. The city quickly gives way to farmland consisting of small strips of sunflowers, corn, melons and large garden patches. The homes and farms look typically European, but not as clean as many other places I have been. Most road signs and many billboards are in Cyrillic Serbian and also English. Istavan speaks English fairly well so we have little problem communicating. The daylight gives out as we arrive in the village of Ecka in the Northern plains area. Istavan pulls into a nice looking hotel called KASTLE Ecka and we check in at the desk where a Serbian girl speaks perfect English. Sarah and I head to our room to clean up. The hotel has had extensive renovations and is quite modern, but the shower is European and the air conditioner does not work. The place actually was a palace built 150 years earlier and has had several attempts at being a high end hotel. We head to dinner at the outdoor restaurant. It is still quite warm and humid with many mosquitoes. The menu is in Serbian and English, so I am able to make an easy choice of Roe deer leg, Serbian salad and a plate of local cheese. Sarah chooses a burger and fries, which is actually a ground pork patty and potato wedges. We are exhausted, but I am quite excited to get up at 0400 to begin the hunt. I take a shower (spit bath) and get my gear ready. It is very hot in the room, but I manage to get a little sleep before we are woken up by loud night birds calling back and forth outside our window. Then I just lie awake and wait for the time to get up which comes soon enough.

0400 Saturday August 1, 2009 Ecka , Serbia

4 am comes as early as it sounds. I do a quick rinse in the so called shower to remove the sweat accumulated on my body while lying on the bed in the thick 90 degree air. Sarah foregoes the shower and drags herself out of bed and gets dressed. I grab my rifle, down a bottle of water and head for the lobby where Istavan is waiting. It is already quite humid and muggy, so later in the day it will really be hot and thick. A short 20 minute drive west to pick up the president of the local hunting club who will ride along with us and guide us in the area he farms. It is a real contrast to the previous evening. There are no people up early. The town seems deserted, but the farmer hears us arrive and comes right out. Pallo is a big time farmer for these parts, working 2000 hectares. He owns several New Holland, Case and JD pieces of equipment. He speaks no English. We head out into his croplands and the mosquito onslaught begins. It seems that the crop rotation here is quite different than in MN and SD. They have perhaps 12-18 rows of a crop a ½ mile long and then alternate for soil conservation with many crops, like sunflowers, wheat, corn, and soybeans. There are huge rabbits hopping among the crops, and many raised deer hunting stands. This area is supposed to be the best for Roe bucks in East Europe. We will see soon. After a short period we begin to spot deer as we bounce over the plowed fields in the Mitsubishi. Many does with fawns and a few bucks in the 300 gram class. I am looking for something bigger, so we wait, glass and drive around some more. Later, we spot a fox and I take a shot out the window at 250 yards. I miss of course and decide to check the zero on my Weatherby .300 Win Mag. It is dead on from prone at 100 meters, proving I just more practice at the car door method, which was not for some reason covered at the FTW SAAM shooting school. Off we go again grabbing a huge sunflower head to pull seeds out to suck on. Another fox is not as lucky as I roll it over at 80 yards. It is stifling in the truck, but when we open the windows, we are attacked by man eating mosquitoes intent on sucking us dry of blood. There are lots of huge Storks around in the fields, raptors, herons, cranes and others native birds. We also see many large stacks of bee hives. The morning ends by 1000 as it is too hot and the sun is high so the deer are lying safe in the shade of the high crops. This is a bit early for the late August, early September rut, but the signs are starting to show with a few interested bucks chasing unwilling does. We head back to Pallo’s farm and stop for a quick visit with Sonja, his daughter, and Martin his 10 year old grandson. Martin practices a bit of his English on us and Sonja is pretty good, being a teacher at the local school. We have a Coke and then move on to the hotel to have a breakfast of cheese, bacon and eggs, then nap until 1700 when we go back out. There are many deer, and beautiful farmland, but nothing that looks intriguing enough for me to shoot on the first day, but Sarah’s trigger finger has been working overtime, and her camera seems to be smoking from the near constant use. Back after dark, we meet Pallo’s son and wife. We have a monstrous slice of Watermelon and another Coke. Pallo shares a dozen or so trophies he has taken over the years and his wife shows us many beautiful projects she has sewn like her wedding dress, and intricate patterns embroidered on clothes and blankets. The craft seems to transcend spoken language. Sonja, Sarah and the woman get on very well. Then back for rabbit dinner with a side of cheese. There is a wedding going on in the ballroom, so we sit outside again in the muggy heat. I fall asleep easily when we return to the room. Unfortunately, the birds are back and it is still very hot for sleeping. Luckily our nap helped make up for the lack of night sleep.

0400 Sunday August 2, 2009 Ecka, Serbia.

Istavan meets us and I drink a liter of water as we head north to a different area where we pick up Anti, another farmer and bird hunter who has been scouting the area we will hunt. We pass a gravel pit and large artificial lake stocked for fishing. We travel over a bridge designed and built by the Frenchman who built the statue of Liberty before his fame. There are many people headed there to fish both walking and on bicycles. Anti claims he saw a monster buck in the range area close by town. This area is more like western South Dakota range land with poor salty soil. Some cattle graze, but vegetation is very sparse. We spot a few cervids right away, and then only 30 minutes into the day the Serbs get extremely excited and the truck slams to a halt with Istavan and Anti both yelling SHOOT! I do not even have time to look through the Swarovskis, but the .300Win Mag comes up and rests on the truck mirror as I spot the tiny fawn sized animal through my 14.5 power Zeiss Conquest scope. The antlers look massive and long. I struggle to get the focal setting to see through the scope and take a hasty shot. Right over the back. #$%^&*!!!  Strangely the buck did not even move. The next shot BANG! and he fell right down as the 180 grain Hornady jacketed bullet struck him in the neck at 250 yards. Istavan gunned the truck and raced over to the spot. Anti leaped out and ran to grab the deer while hollering at Istavan in Serbian as he dragged the tiny animal out of the short grass. I was a bit embarrassed as the shot had not been as good as I wanted, but it did the trick. Istavan started shaking and was tremendously excited. I saw a mass of antler that looked nothing like I had expected. It was a true mutant growth. 3×3 with heavy pearling and a mess of burls and gnarly growth. “Very Special!” Istavan kept saying. We took some pictures with congratulations to all and as quickly as that the hunt was over. Later when the antlers were weighed, they were 535grams, a very good gold medal trophy. Thanks to my serendipitous tendencies I lucked out again, even as I sweated what the trophy fee would be for the next several days. “Very Special” means very expensive!

Back to Anti’s place where he would to clean up the buck skull and antlers, the hide being too poor to try and save. The deer had hair falling out all over and many gashes and scars from fighting. It was clearly a dominant animal, but malnourished and injured from fighting and chasing competitors out of his domain.
We had bacon and eggs as well as cheese of course for breakfast and discussed the next plan of action. I had only planned on taking one deer, so I figured we would just hang out for a couple more days. Istavan mentioned that I could hunt something else if I wanted. Chamois perhaps? OK twist my arm. A mountain hunt. Not an old man’s ride in the country to whack a deer out the car window. Count me in. Sarah looked dubiously at me while she calculated the extra cost and how she could use this to her advantage later. Perhaps an Alaskan Cruise, Mexico, maybe a scrapbook shopping spree. Istavan began to make calls and contacts to arrange the impromptu expedition. I guess technically the season was not open yet, but apparently things are malleable for VIPs such as myself. We would rest for a couple hours while things were put in order and Istavan went home to get ready. We packed our stuff and then went on a tour of the 30 hectare estate. A good bit of the palace is not yet restored from its 1859 origin and in quite a state of disrepair. There are several beautiful fountains, statues and a rose garden. We sipped Cokes and I posed by an ancient suit of armor in the lobby. Then we began the trek south. We expected six hours to make the 250 mile drive, but it took ten. The roads are not so good in the countryside. Very narrow and winding, with agricultural traffic like tractors, pulling wagons heaped with melons and broken down Yugos being towed by horses. The parks were full of people enjoying a nice day outside and celebrating a holiday something like Labor Day. With 60% unemployment I am unsure why this holiday would have much significance. A couple hours driving cross country where we passed a new ship building facility financed by Norwegians on a Danube tributary, a memorial on the site of a slaughter of Jews in early WWII, and then we connected with the major North- South toll way going from Hungary to Greece. The speed increased to 160kph but the road was in seriously bad shape with lots of cars broken down on the road, deep ruts from heavy truck traffic and potholes jumping up to suck us in. We leave the farm land behind and get into the start of rolling hills, passing a massive four mile long USS steel plant on the Danube financed no doubt by the US taxpayers, a military aircraft manufacturing plant that is abandoned and many more major defunct once major military industrial complexes. We stop for lunch at a truck stop and have cheese, soup and eggs. The people are nice looking, clean, many families with kids. Darker complexion, brown eyes, some Slavic with blond and blue eyes, but not many. No English here. The towns become more and more Muslim with mosque towers sprouting up in every village and town. We approach the Kosovo area and see many KFOR vehicles, NATO trucks and armored fighting vehicles. The war torn region is just on the other side of that mountain range 20 km away Istavan explains. The area is being taken over by the followers of Mohammed and the Christians being driven out. As we approach the border to Macedonia Istavan gets very nervous about the red tape required. Things go fine though. Only 90 minutes delay to take care of the gun permit. The officers are quite intrigued by an American hunter. They have never seen one before. In fact only five privately owned firearms have crossed this border checkpoint in the past nine years. Istavan is able to talk them into waiving all the fees since they have no idea what papers to fill out or what forms to stamp. They smile politely and make some notes, stamp our passports and then wave us along. Istavan nervously smokes a few cigarettes, happy to be on our way again in the land of Alexander the Great. I begin to recall tales of conquests and remember the history that this land has seen. War has ravaged this land for over 5000 years. The Assyrians, the Persians, the Greeks, the Romans, the Muslims, NATO, the Serbs, the Nazis, the Russians and many others have marched their armies over this landscape. The temperature has risen to 115 degrees. Very dry Mediterranean scrub covers the low rolling mountains. We pull into Skopje the capital of Macedonia which is pretty rundown with lots of litter, exhaust fumes, smog, pollution, loitering thugs, abandoned buildings and wrecked vehicles. We passed several signs for the road to Thessalonica and Athens. Istavan takes a circuitous route through the industrial area of the city and up into the mountains surrounding the capital city. It is a narrow winding paved path going up and up and up. Even though it is supposedly a two way road, there is a great deal of holiday traffic headed down back to town and we need to move over to the side for each load of travelers. There is a huge artificial lake created a few years back by a dam built by a Chinese company. Many of the newly wealthy citizens have built cabins and boat launches on the lake. We continue past all of this and come to a one track path where we get stuck behind a slow tractor as the sun sets. Istavan honks, blinks his lights and tries to get past. Finally the man moves over and we rocket past into the Jacen military reserve once the private hunting area of president Tito and government VIPs, only recently opened to private hunters. Jacen Reserve is 200,000 hectares of mountains inhabited by brown bears, wolves, chamois, mouflon, red deer, roe deer and Istavan informs Sarah that there is a venomous snake in the area so wear boots and long pants if she walks around tomorrow by herself. We arrive at the hunt camp at 2200. The lodge is a small concrete A-frame house with 3 tiny loft rooms for hunters. A nice dining/trophy room with a big screen TV occupy the lower level. There are several chamois skulls, pictures and articles written about the area once reserved for the elite. My mind is exhausted, but I am too excited to sleep.

0200 August 3, 2009 Jacen Reserve Skopje, Macedonia

We are woken by a couple soldiers who will guide us up the mountain. We will climb for four hours before the sunrise to get some hunting before the sunlight and heat drive the chamois into the shade. We start with a 45 minute drive in a rickety old Land Rover up 30% grades as high as we can go on very narrow tracks clinging to the side of the rocky slope. At the end of the road Istavan, Andre and I get out and begin the hike up the winding goat path past the tree line and gaining 4000 feet of elevation. Andre can not speak a word of English, but Istavan must have counseled him to take it easy, as he walks slowly and I can easily keep right with him. Istavan brings up the rear. After several hours we come to a rest house built for president Tito to have a break and drink Vodka. We do not stop, as the sun is coming up and we have limited time. We begin to spot chamois all around us and they even run right past in the shadows 20 yards away. As we leave the cover of the trees behind we proceed very slowly and cautiously, as there are animals right above us watching from 400 yards away. A good looking young ram comes over a crest 200 yards away and we scramble to get into a position to shoot before he runs down the mountain away from us, but he is too quick. As the sun continues to rise behind the mountain we are climbing, our time is waning for an opportunity. Another 100 yards of stalking and we spot dozens of chamois scattered among the crags. It is a huge group of more than 75 animals 800 yards away beginning to run from the sun over a distant ridge into the shadows. We watch through binoculars and I am hoping they do not all leave. We move into a position where I can lay down and take a 250 yard shot at a medium size female. I settle down, do a dry fire, try to remember everything that they taught me at the SAAM course, and then squeeze the trigger. I miss high and the ewe scampers away. I am quite upset, but 20 minutes later two young males and a larger ram come into view from behind a ridge 265 yards away standing broadside and unaware of our presence. I try again and this time it all works out. The .300 Win Mag barks and the big goat hops forward 20 yards obviously hit hard. The second shot, also in the forward ribcage knocks the chamois down for good. It rolls 50 yards and Andre rushes down to retrieve it. It is only 0900, but hunting would have been just about over, as the sun is up now and the chamois have all left the area. I am elated at the huge ram. It is lucky I did not hit the first one, because this one is much bigger. It is a fun photo modeling session and then no real hurry to trek back down the mountain. “Pachunka” says Andre as he points to the hooves of the chamois. I come to realize he is saying we need to “hoof it back to camp” “Pachunka” I echo back and away we go. It starts to get very hot as we head down into the shade of the treeline. Five hours and we are met at the trailhead by the battered Land Rover. I consume at least three liters of water during the descent as we inch along back down the mountain track to the lodge. It is past time for lunch so we have a “snack” of soup, salad, biscuits, meat, and of course cheese prepared by our cook Drago. Andre will take care of the trophy right away, but we will need to stick around one more night for the salt to do it’s job. Sarah and I visit and relax for a few hours and then we head to the larger, older presidential VIP camp that is in a state of disrepair and neglect, but has a proud tradition of hunters. Later we take a boat ride out onto the reservoir. It is really swampy in the area that we launch from, with treetops sticking out all over. The Chinese engineered and financed the project only a few years prior and new condo cabins are popping up around the artificial lake on the non reserve side. The boat is a leaky flat bottom scow with hard wood seats and an untrustworthy old Russian outboard. For most of the trip we are under power, but the last few hundred yards it is Istavan and me paddling. The fish warden giving the tour curses and grunts as he struggles with the motor. We come to a pontoon platform and get off for a Coke and bottle of wine to watch the beautiful sunset. We hear owls hooting in the distance and study the shoreline hoping to glimpse a bear, wolf or goat coming for a drink. We finish our beverages and then row back to the landing site. Back at the lodge we have another great meal and then we are off to bed.

0930 August 4, 2009 Jacen Reserve Skopje Macedonia

We hang around for a few hours until after lunch for my chamois papers to be prepared, then drive across the country to a private game reserve. It is only a couple hours away, but the temperature has increased to 125F, and the wind blows strongly in the Mediterranean hills. We meet the owner, an import/export “businessman” who seems to have more money than he knows what to do with. The lodge is very nice, and being renovated for the season which is not quite open yet. We do a tour of the grounds, looking over mouflon, wild pigs and fallow deer. I am hoping to get a glimpse of an ibex or markhor, but they live only in the most remote areas of the mountainous 20,000 hectares. I am impressed, but not really excited about hunting fenced animals. We have a great dinner of fresh tomatoes, cucumbers, bread and mutton, then try to sleep for a couple hours before the ride back up north to Belgrade. In the night I am stung in the leg by a villainous millipede in my bed and after that I can not sleep a bit. I put my clothes on and lay waiting for the time to leave.

0200 August 5, 2009 Stiep, Macedonia

We head out into the darkness, crossing the border 0500 and then arrive at the airport by 1100. We meet with a representative of the outfitting company that has my deer trophy, settle my bill and then walk across the grounds to the Yugoslavian Aerospace museum. It is a huge glass orb surrounded by dozens of decaying carcasses of once proud aircraft. There are many helicopters, including a KA-25 Harmone coaxial rotor craft, a Ford tri-motor, and many vintage 50s, 60s and 70s warplanes. Inside it is stifling, but the displays are very well done. MIGs and Sukhois mix with P40s and ME109s, and most interesting to me are the more modern trophies from the Bosnia/Kosovo conflict. There is a Predator drone that was shot down, a huge bunker buster bomb recovered from the communist headquarters building, a joint standoff weapon recovered unexploded, a shot down F-117 stealth fighter wreck, F-16 wreckage, Tornado wreckage and Blackhawk helicopter parts. It is a strange feeling to realize that we were at war with these people only a few years ago and now they are welcoming us to their country. The insults chalked on the unexploded ordnance are luckily not reciprocated towards us. The economy is wrecked, most people are unemployed, everything is in disrepair, and the world opinion against these people is quite bad, yet they seem happy enough with their meager lives, talking and texting on cell phones and wearing new fashionable clothing. Sarah and I say goodbye to Istavan and board our plane for Frankfurt, having made a new friend and explored another misunderstood corner of the world.

“In Search of the Mexican Whistler”

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

The acrid stench of cordite powder was burning my eyes and causing my skin to itch as the veteran Bennelli spoke again and again. Feathers, blood and gore covered the ground all around me. The smoking hot barrel had burned the bluing away as it guided small loads of number 9 shot into the sky, delivering death and carnage. I was the perfect poster for PETA. An evil American standing amidst wanton waste and destruction. It was the ultimate dove “hunt.” The experience will stay with me forever: the sky filled with millions of tiny marauding doves flying in a constant cycle from their roost to feed and then back again, to deliver sustenance to their waiting broods. It was my job to help as a conservation management volunteer. I must help save the poor farmers’ crops from the scourge of airborne marauders. As though I needed justification. I did my share over a period of three days, with thousands of shots fired and thousands of raiding doves eliminated. It was certainly not hunting, but as far as honing my shooting skills go, nothing could have been better.

The first evening when we arrived in this cropland east of Cordoba in central Argentina, the sky was blackened with a monstrous swarm of these pests. I had a bird boy assigned to load my two semi-automatic weapons and keep tally of my shots and kills. He passed the weapons back and forth as fast as I could empty them. Flailing about with very little accuracy I nevertheless filled the sky with lead. I guess, when you come to think of it, the lead comes back down into the cattle pasture where stock eat the toxic substance, and circling raptors devour tiny dove corpses filled with poison. I made no dent in the raging torrent flowing overhead, but oh, how I tried. When I had had enough shoulder pounding excitement, I walked over to watch my cousin and fellow murderer calmly and skillfully wield his Browning Grade 5 Superpose. Up. Aim. POP! POP! Down came two birds. Break. Load. The cycle was repeated over and over. Scott was a machine. After several days of this he received a nifty hat advertising his prowess. Doc, my dentist of 30 years and Scott’s father was suffering from the later stages of bone cancer and was on strong steroids that wore him out. He loved to watch his son shoot, but was not particularly interested in doing so himself. Over the three days we had allocated to this slaughter, we were housed in the beautiful estancia manor house of Juan Carlos located an hour drive east of Cordoba. We enjoyed outstanding accommodations and excellent food in genuine old world surroundings. The mansion contained a private chapel, numerous ancient Indian artifacts, and dozens of pieces of beautiful furniture from the time of the Spanish colonization. I could get used to a life in these conditions, I thought.

This July 4th expedition had been schemed up the previous October on a whim during a South Dakota pheasant hunt. Originally my father was to have accompanied us making it a foursome, but he passed away the month before we were due to depart. Scott and Doc were extremely enthusiastic about this foreign adventure and I decided that Dad would be upset with me for not going. We flew out of Minneapolis to Dallas, and on to Buenos Aires. A short drive through the countryside later and we were met by our guide Alex at a rural hunting lodge. He explained that we would hunt ducks for four days, and then later three days for doves, leaving two days in the city.

We were eager to get started and immediately prepared our gear for the waterfowl hunt. I had never been duck hunting before, so it was all new to me. Having wriggled into my brand new waders, I struggled into the boat for a high speed ride down the Parana River. I had a local guide to help me for the evening. We met at the blind he had prepared covering a small spread of decoys. Soon after I arrived and got set up, dark winged shapes flew over. I shot. “No! No!” The man shouted. I was confused. My Spanish was very poor as was his English. Apparently there were some types that I was supposed to shoot and others that I was not supposed to shoot?? The next flight swooped in low over my decoys and whistled a strange call. They looked quite similar to the last ones, so I did not shoot. “Shoot! Shoot!” yelled the exasperated local. “HM????” I wondered.” “I guess I will learn as we go.” I shot and shot as the ducks flew over. Small groups kept coming in. The outfitter had imposed a limit of 30 ducks per outing, and with my stellar shooting I was in no danger of exceeding it. When darkness fell and the boat returned, there was a good deal of laughter at my expense, and I tried to explain that I had no idea what I was doing, but that was unnecessary as my performance had made that very clear. Scott and Doc had done rather well at their position a mile further down the river bank. Over the next few days my performance improved and I got some idea of the shape, size and coloration of the target and non-target birds. I had a blast standing chest deep in the river behind a thin blind of vegetation with a disgusted bird boy wondering how he got stuck with this goofball. Just the same, I really enjoyed the murky river, and the denizens of mosquitoes. Occasionally a duck I had killed would disappear into the water. It had clearly been dead, but where had it gone, I wondered. Oh yeah, the Parana (piranha in English) River, I realized. Yes, there were piranha in it. Also, caiman crocodiles and one wonderful afternoon following an outstanding barbeque in the wild we were introduced to another of the local ruling figures. It was a chance to get a nap for the crew while we waited for the afternoon shoot. Scott and I decided to take a walk along the shore and try to pass shoot some ducks. A couple hundred yards later I looked at the distant bank of an island in the delta we were in and saw a huge black shape slide into the water. It was an enormous snake! Although it was early July and supposedly the middle of winter, it was 80 degrees and the cold blooded creatures were coming out to enjoy the weather. We quickly spotted another massive scaled reptile taking in the sun on our side of the water. We moved closer, Scott with his 12GA at the ready and me with a Nikon both hoping for a good shot. We got up on a dead tree ten yards away just as the huge serpent reared its head and raced right for us!! I had nowhere to go and no time to panic. Luckily the snake slithered under our tree instead of up it to have us for lunch. We raced back to our lounging team of professionals and informed them of our discovery hoping they might help us to catch a great monster. The locals were very excited and got into gear quickly waking from their siesta. We found several more snakes and actually caught a small one. It was whacked on the head with a club and I assumed it was dead. Scott held it menacingly for photos. I was standing close by, but definitely not interested in caressing the scaly green and black creature. The 10 foot Green Anaconda started to wiggle and hastily made its way back to the water as we scattered.

We later enjoyed an afternoon of fast action Perdiz grouse shooting over pointers. Finally a day tour of Buenos Aires rounded out the adventure. We saw the tomb of Evita Peron, the expansive River Platte, various government buildings and shopped for a polo horse saddle and leather jackets for the girls left back home and an amazing steak dinner at a wonderful restaurant for an astonishingly low price made a real impression on me.

Our adventure ended with one more good laugh on me by Scott and Doc. Having no idea how to fill out the customs forms to import a cooler full of frozen ducks to be mounted back home, my deviously clever cousin made up names like “Mexican Whistler”, “Brazilian Teal”, “Spotted Shoveler”, and “Rainbow Widgeon” for me to fill in the blanks. The Fish and Wildlife inspectors looked at me strangely, but they let me through sans ducks which were confiscated for further inspection. To my relief they reappeared the next day Fedexed to my office.

All in all, it was a very exciting adventure with a pair of great friends. Doc has since passed away, but it was a special time for me to get to share with an amazing man. I enjoyed his company a great deal more in this setting than with his drill in my mouth! Scott was ok, too. I guess I might let him talk me into another Mexican Whistler chase.

Buffalo Breath

Friday, April 24, 2009

My PH had his mighty .505 Gibbs resting heavily on my shoulder, and I was armed with a 110 pound draw Mathews held at the ready. I was locked in a stare-down with a 2,500 pound black stinking mud covered leviathan. Luckily, the wind was in my face and not his. At 10 feet you actually can smell the breath of a water buffalo. Regurgitated bile eminating from the mammoth wafted into my nasal cavity and mouth as I tried to remain calm. These beasts look big at a distance, but when viewed from your knees at near milking range they appear more like a monstrous locomotive. I felt like I was tied to the tracks hoping the train would not run me down. My heart was racing and cold sweat was running down my back as the huge bull and his six compatriots studied me at close range. The odds of surviving a charge from these huge beasts seemed slim, but I did my best to think myself invisible.

After stalking through sparse cycad brush to within 25 yards of a herd of massive Asian water buffalo and making a pretty decent shot on the largest, I had expected a slightly different result. “TWANG!” went the string. “Thud!” went the arrow as it disappeared into the armpit of the creature and then….. nothing. I stealthily nocked another arrow and waited for a clear shot. Several minutes later and ….. still nothing. Seven brutes calmly grazed closer and closer. Scott McClaren, my PH from Mary River Outfitters in Northern Territory, Australia, was also a bit unnerved, I later found out. The arrow seemed to have had no effect. The bull did not flinch, jump, or even groan! Then, I saw blood foaming out of his nose and mouth. The titan staggered a step or two and laid down 15 yards distant with all his cohorts wondering what had happened. He was not angry, confused, or aggressive. It just looked like he was planning on taking a nap. After the stories I had heard about these animals being extremely aggressive, I was pretty happy not to see a personal demonstration…… Only his pals did not leave. They just hung out and watched us for what seemed like hours. We did not dare to move for fear of raising their ire. The huge rifle was becoming quite a burden and I worried that if Scott decided to fire a massive Woodleigh solid into the brain of the closest behemoth, I would be deaf from the muzzle blast and stunned, which may at least have lessened the shock and pain of the charging monsters goring and stomping me into the hard dirt. The terrible great black horns seemed to spread 10 feet wide as the bull rocked his head back raising his huge wet nose to try to smell this strange little creature masquerading as a bush. I was getting terrible cramps in my legs and realized I was holding my breath, hoping that my heart slamming in my chest would not give me away as the creature moved closer.

Then it happened!!! My bull grunted, snorted and struggled mightily to his feet! Oh $%#$^!! Here we go! I thought. Blood poured out of his nostrils and I began to contemplate what my mangled body would look like all over his horns and face. Miraculously, all the members of the posse turned to watch their patriarch rise to his feet just as I felt the wind on the nape of my neck. Again, I could imagine painful death as a hapless matador as the wind shift betrayed us, but then they all just swiftly moved off. As the danger disappeared in a cloud of dust, just walking quickly, but far faster than I could run, the herd masked the stricken leader that I had chosen for my trophy room. I got to my feet unsteadily and caught my breath. Scott did the same as he flicked the safety back on. He admitted that if things had gone wrong we would have been in real trouble. He could have stopped one bull with a 500grain slug to the brain. Probably….? But the others could have run us over at the roar of the shot. At 10 yards there would have been no time to even react or throw the bolt for a second shot. I would have tried to fire an arrow, but the stopping power of my Mathews was no where near adequate.

The quarry vanished down a nearby ravine with a tributary of the Mary River at its bottom. Any trace of a blood trail was obliterated by the dust and hoof prints. We ran to the edge hoping to catch a glimpse of the animals. Perhaps Scott could get a shot at the wounded bull and anchor him. No such luck. The brush got very thick down there and it was getting close to dark. The sun sets extremely quickly close to the equator. Stumbling around in the inky blackness hoping not to encounter a Taipan viper or western brown snake, let alone a wounded angry buffalo bull or hungry crocodile, was not all that exciting to contemplate, so we decided to retreat and come back tomorrow at first light. We headed back to our Polaris ATVs for the 20 minute ride to camp. By the time we reached the machines, it was totally dark. Yes, there were billions of stars overhead, but it was totally black on the ground. The night seemed to close in around me. When the quads were started and moving, I felt a bit safer. The earth actually seemed to be slithering in the yellow beam of my headlight, with wriggling snakes chasing cane toads and other prey. I had been warned not to leave the lodge at night and wander around in the yard. I now saw why. The reptile book on the coffee table in camp listed several species of deadly venomous snakes native to this area, and dozens more listed as not “dangerous” even though they may have killed me from a heart attack. Hundreds of serpents raced ahead of me to escape the oncoming light. We came to a muddy area where Scott easily motored his large machine through the bog. However, my quad had worn tires and much less ground clearance. I wrestled the veteran Polaris through the morass and just as I cleared the muck, I saw the shining eyes of a pair of buffalo trotting towards me. Shaking with the thought of being charged in the dark, I gunned the throttle and raced after my PH. That night, after a great steak dinner, I literally fell into my bed. I had no intention of wandering about in the yard. In addition to the snakes and spiders, the lodge is only a few dozen yards from the Mary River and the border of the famous Kakadu National Park. Along the highway at all low spots and culverts there are signs that warn travelers to not swim, fish or let pets near the water. I guess that has something to do with the huge saltwater crocs that live in just about all the wet spots around, like the river only yards from my bed. What a great spot to hunt, I thought. I must have been too tired to dream, because if I had, it would have been a nightmare.

It had been five days of riding around, walking, stalking and trying to get close to a big buff. I shot a very nice Banteng on the second day after a 45 minute stalk that went right down with a 35 yard shot to the lungs and we saw buffalo everywhere we looked. “How hard could it be?”, I asked myself. It had been an interesting time so far on a ranch about as isolated as can be three hours east of Darwin, NT, with a 20 mile long driveway and three river crossings where the snorkel of our Landcruiser was actually necessary. During the wet season the area is impossible to traverse by land and the only way in or out is by air, hence the 3,000 foot airstrip and single engine puddle jumper located near the lodge. I had seen wallabees, kangaroos of all sizes, wild horses called “Brumbies,” and beautiful country covered with cycad, termite mounds, etc. and not just a few snakes. I had seen more slithering reptiles than I had imagined there could be. I sampled a few bush treats that Scott pointed out to me. I would have been dubious of trying them, but he popped them in his mouth and did not even glance to see if I followed his lead. I figured I should get the full experience. Some of the leaves, stalks, roots, and berries were not too bad; others were pretty awful. How can people live here? Why do people live here? I wondered.

The next morning it was our mission to discover where my buff had gone. I was all hyped up, the fears and dangers had vanished from my mind. All I wanted was to find my bull. As we left the ranch we took a different route to the area where I had shot. We decided to do a search by ATV as the area was relatively flat except by the river ravine. There was no sign of any huge dead colossus. The only way they could have gone we saw was through the river at a crossing roughed out of the hard earth by the passage of thousands of hooves. It looked about stomach deep, too deep for the ATVs. Only 30 feet across. We had to cross here. The only ford we could drive across was over a mile away. We dismounted and walked closer to the water. In Crocodile Dundee, I remember a massive reptile erupting from the water and nearly devouring the star of the show. The movie took place right in this area. I longed to see a monster Saltie in the wild, just not too close. I decided Scott should go first. He assured me that this area was safe. Only “freshies” ventured this far upstream, and they are much too small to bother us, or so he said. Great. I thought acidly. He tested the water ahead with a long stick and ventured forth. I raced across behind in a blind panic. We shared a laugh and then resumed the search. Many hours later and no sign. I shot a nice big wild boar feeding on maggots in the corpse of a raunchy two week old dead buffalo shot by a client from Russia. It was exciting, but not really the reason I had come here. I wanted a buffalo! All day we searched and later a helicopter was brought in from cattle roundup duty. The pilot located the dead animal from the air in a part of the ravine we could not see from the ground. It was less than 100 yards from where I shot it with the entire arrow having passed through both lungs. The bull had separated from the herd in the confusion as they ran from us and we just plain missed it. I was elated at this magnificent beast. The recovery operation was impressive. It took a Land cruiser with a pretty big winch to get the monster onto the flat ground where we could cape it. It was huge! I had done it! I got what I came down under for!

With four days to go, I shot two more buffalo. One went down with a single arrow from 45 yards and the other took seven arrows to the chest before succumbing. I did not get to smell buffalo breath again, but I did see dozens of prehistoric looking, massive jawed saltwater crocs from the safety of a boat tour through the amazing Kakadu park. There were dozens of species of beautiful birds. The tidal monsoon marshland was a place I will never forget.

A last stop at Amazing Jumping Crocodile Adventures on the Alligator River was unbelievable. Those armored leviathans actually came out of the water 6-8 feet to tear chunks of buffalo meat from a line hung over the side of our boat. Crashes and thuds from beneath made me wonder if our boat was big enough, and when a massive ancient croc was coaxed next to the 20 foot pontoon boat, I realized that I was only 5 feet from the biggest crocodile I could imagine. It’s head was three feet wide! It was longer than the boat!

As I was about to get out of the Toyota Land Cruiser at the airport Scott mentioned that the neighboring ranch was for sale. Hmmm…… I wonder if I could convince my wife to become a cattle rancher.

Viva In France!

Wednesday, November 26, 2008

October 21-30, 2008

Lost and befuddled in the French countryside piloting a rented Land Rover Freelander was not how I had planned to start my hunt. My phone and translation dictionary were in the Audi Q7 that rocketed ahead and left me to fend for myself. On a roundabout I lost track of my friend Dr. Vincent LaCoste while dodging aggressive Renaults and Peugeots. Boy, I really wish I knew where we were headed. Perhaps a small detail we should have discussed at some point. The map is little use without an idea where to go. I turn around and wait to be found. Hopefully this is not indicative of the adventure that awaits me.

Fortunately things get back on track.

The French countryside in late October is full of the signs of fall: cool temperatures, crops being taken in from the fields, leaves turning red and yellow. Rain, fog and mist blanket the landscape, spiny chestnuts drop noisily to the forest floor, and dogs bark relentlessly as they pursue wild boars. And then there is the reason that I have returned: the massive Mouflon rams crashing their heads together in a effort to show dominance over the onlooking females. The still air is broken by the cracks like great hammer blows echoing off the canyon walls all around me as these creatures fight. I sit in ambush on a beautiful afternoon in the Massif Central Pyrenees in a hunting preserve near the ancient town of Douch. My good friend Dr. Vincent LaCoste has invited me to return to hunt with him and his friends in an area that he pioneered for bowhunting Mouflon. The conservation approach here is much different than in North America. Tags are issued 1/3 for adult males, 1/3 for adult females, and 1/3 for baby sheep. The idea is to keep the population stable in the relatively small range of habitat. Vincent has leased the entire area exclusively for three of us to bowhunt.

I see a ruined village on the edge of a stream at the bottom of the valley. Once, a couple hundred years back the area was vibrant and inhabited by around 100 poor souls who struggled to tend their cattle, grow some crops, build kilometers of stone walls and eke out a modest living. The remains of an old mill, the waterwheel mostly rotted away, provides a nostalgic example of renewable power, while in the distance I can make out 30 ultra-modern Danish Vestes wind turbines and the cooling towers of a nuclear power station. I sit patiently waiting for a rutting sheep to make a crossing of the ridge where I lie in wait contemplating the mix of old and new. I can make out dozens of animals on the surrounding mountains through my Swarovski binoculars, but as of yet they have not come my way. Many rams are in full rut chasing ewes along the steep rocky side hills. In the chestnut forests that fill the ravines and valley floor near the small river many more are concealed from view. The prospects are good, at least with regard to seeing our quarry at a distance. Now perhaps we could just get a bit closer.

Several hours later we decide to move off the scenic ridge top and try to stalk a group hiding below us in a dense copse of trees. The ground is covered with dry brittle twigs and crackling leaves that make silent movement impossible. Never the less, due probably to preoccupation with the rut, we come across a noisy group of sheep headed in our direction. I quietly take a position with my PSE X-Force bow at the ready. A Beeman Matrix 300 arrow tipped with an Ironhead 100 broad-head by Rocky Mountain is ready. The sheep jostle toward us as the rams chase ewes and babies struggle to stay out of the way. BAAAAAAAH, BAAAAAAAAAH! They cry constantly getting closer. Finally, we can actually see them. The wind is right, we are under cover, the animals are distracted, and I am getting terrible cramps in my legs from the awkward position I am forced to kneel in to avoid being spotted by the keen-eyed animals. BAAAAAAAAAH, BAAAAAAH! They rush toward us! BAAAAAAH, BAAAAAH, they rush away. Two rams turn to crash explosively into each other. I can see them clearly and they are unaware of our presence, but there is way too much brush in the way. BAAAAH, BAAAH! They run in the opposite direction. Damn, have we been spotted? Off the group heads down the ravine, but wait a moment. They are coming back! At 100 meters, the whole group pauses while I try to ignore the pain of my screaming legs. All the sheep disappear for a moment and I shift my position to get more comfortable. Then they are coming again! The whole process is nerve wracking, but a few minutes later at 45 meters I am at full draw as a huge ram leading the flock makes the mistake of stepping out into my shooting lane. He senses something is wrong as he sees my slight movement, but turns to face me, curious about what he has witnessed, instead of saving his life by bolting to safety. My arrow strikes the lustful ram directly in the sternum and tears through the entire length of his body. Sheep scatter and crash away as the hapless Mouflon does a somersault down the rocky draw and lands 50 meters from the spot where he was stricken.

Vincent jumps up and shakes my hand vigorously. I wipe the sweat off my brow, smearing the camouflage paint on my face and thank him for the opportunity to enlist his expertise to place me in the right spot at the right time. His years of hunting this area and studying the mouflon have paid off for me. We approach the huge ram and I examine his rough coat with black, brown and white markings. Stroking the long curls, I admire the massive horns and wonder how these animals can so violently butt into each other and survive? Romeo the Ram has had quite an unlucky turn of events. After a photo session, we hurry to skin and quarter the big sheep; it is only 2PM and the area is allowed 30 animals to be taken for the season by bow. The season is almost at a close and only 11 have been shot. We have work to do. I have three more days to go and I can have more tags thanks to Forest Agent Jean-Pierre.

Day two starts with a wet, slippery rock 20 minutes down the trail that catches me unaware and Crash! Sprang! Swish! I am bruised and sore. My PSE is a tangled mess of garbage! The string had been cut on a rock and the bow self destructed! Embarrassed by my lack of agility in front of these serious Frenchmen I am trying hard to impress with my hunting ability and physical prowess, I hastily hike back to the Land Rover and race back to Douch for my reliable Mathews Black Max 2. The day got better for me as I took another young ram with a 45 meter shot from a ridge-top after an hour long stalk.

For the next two days torrential rain buffets us. It is terrible weather for sitting. But great weather for sheep to move, just not by me, I guess. We view them at a comfortable distance through the mist and fog.

The last day is beautiful. Slight wind, sunny, clear sky, warm: a great day to be outside. Vincent picks a great ambush location, but I guess it is not my lucky day. Lots of excuses are used up. Dozens of ewes and baby rams pass near through the day. I had an inquisitive ewe studying me from 8 feet while at full draw. I miss!!!!! Next, at 20 yards I have an easy ¾ back shot at a nice ewe and a phantom branch deflects my arrow. I did not see any such branch, but there was no question something was there as my arrow flew 90 degrees off the path I had intended! And finally, I have a 10 meter shot that only has a chance to work if the young mouflon steps into the exact right location between the branches I had arrayed about me for concealment. After a lot of Bah, Bah, Bah, within 20 feet of me, playmates behind, in front of, and to each side, I got a shot. The arrow thuds into the young female, and she runs off with a dozen of her flock mates. We see her stop to urinate and feel that I must have missed, but from 10 meters? Wait! There is some blood. It is hands and knees tracking for an hour before we lose the trail 200 meters down the mountain. No good luck for me today. The scenery is great, the mountains not too steep and the overall results awesome! Unfortunately, Vincent’s other friends had a rough time. Philip did not have an opportunity to shoot but saw many animals at close range, and although Gerard was successful with a yearling, he had hoped for a big ram. We toasted cheese to celebrate the hunt at the ancient stone inn, and ended up setting off the blaring fire alarm klaxon. Some environmentalist hikers joined us that evening, strumming their guitar and singing songs I could not understand. I am very lucky that I kept all my gear locked in my room, as Philip and Gerard had their bows sabotaged sometime during the night.

In the morning, Vincent and I load his big Audi Q7 and head down the switchback winding road on a great sunny day . Luckily for me, the Land Rover I’d driven up the mountain had experienced an electrical casualty and was towed by the rental company, leaving me to be a simple passenger content to watch the beautiful countryside slip by. Vineyards, mountains, forests and castles filled my view as Vincent and I discuss the successful hunt and our upcoming plans. Gerard and Philip are headed south to the Pyrenees near Andorra to hunt Pyrennean Chamois, known locally as an Isard, where I was lucky to shoot the world archery record with Vincent last fall. The Doctor and I are headed north to hunt Alpine Chamois in Vincent’s backyard in the town of Clerval between Dijon and Switzerland. I was extremely lucky to have Monsiuer LaCoste call in a number of favors in order to get me a tag to hunt this exclusive goat. The tags are jealously hoarded by French hunters. Foreigners simply do not get this opportunity. Bowhunting is allowed in France, but the tradition is not widespread having been made legal only ten years prior. A select few hunters have taken Alpine chamois with bow, and in the other countries that have Alpine Chamois, bowhunting is not allowed. I feel that this will be a great opportunity to score another very rare trophy.

We arrive at Vincent’s castle estate eight hours later where I am stunned to see his awesome trophy collection including 19 chamois, 37 roe deer bucks, 25 pigs, dozens of trophies from North Cameroon, Zimbabwe, Tanzania, Australia, Russia, and 18 of the North American species. I am very jealous. We sit down to a mouflon steak dinner with his beautiful wife Marie and her wonderful children Emma, eleven, and Zoe, eight. After sampling several local cheeses, I head off to bed planning for an early morning. At 530AM I am up and dressed for the five minute ride downtown. To my surprise we stop, disembark next to some train tracks and head into the shadowy woods behind the village pharmacy. There is a field cleared from the woods hanging onto the mountainside that has been purchased and maintained by the local hunting club. We set up an ambush at the edge of the food plot clearing and as the sky grows light, we hear thrashing and romping in the bushes and a group of Chamois rushes out of the darkness and into the grass to eat. Could it possibly be this easy? Well, maybe? But, no. At 65 meters, four animals cavort and chase each other. There is a decent female, two babies and a two year old. I could make the shot, but I am looking for better. One youngster stays and plays jumping and hopping in front of us for nearly an hour. Vincent assures me that there is a large group known to frequent this area and they should come out eventually.

Across the train tracks to the east, we can make out some other chamois in the alpine meadows sampling a bit of succulent, green grass on the cold and rainy morning. The rut is on here as well. A large, jet-black male patrols his stretch of forest looking for interested females, but then disappears from view. We decide to change the plan and head over to that area right away! It is also part of the hunt club land, so we may be in luck. Immediately after parking the fire engine red Peugeot in the back of a church lot, we can see and hear signs of the animals we are after in the nearby field. We stalk, but apparently too loudly, and the wind is wrong. It begins to rain harder and get very windy. This is good, it will mask our sound and scent. We quietly withdraw hoping the goats will forget about us and try to get around behind them in a better position. Once a huge male trots right by as we are in ambush under a tree in the pouring rain. There is no time to shoot as he rushes by 80 meters away in the oak and chestnut wooded Alpine mountainside. We have a few more close encounters, but today is not the day. At dark we head back to the estate and relax in the Doctor’s hot tub, massaging muscles that are stiff from hours of sitting motionless in the cold and wet weather, oblivious now to the rain still coming down on us. Over night it gets very cold, which is great for us. It will intensify the rut, making the normally very keen chamois dumber than a box of rocks. We realize that Gerard and Philip have had to flee the Pyrenees as nearly three meters of snow has fallen there, effectively ending the season due to lack of access. The Mouflon area we were in two days ago received a scant meter overnight, so I was lucky to get my hunt in, because the snow ended hunting there as well. This morning I have a good feeling. We head back to the first place behind the drugstore and wait for an hour without positive results. Then, we decide to try the cliffs where we had seen the reckless male the day before. As we quietly stalk along a trail in the sleet, I glance behind me and see a large female following 100 meters back! As I turn to get ready for her, she leaves the trail and is followed by several more goats. What luck! Chamois ahead, chamois behind, chamois to the side. Chamois all over! We spot some ahead and creep toward these babies, hoping they have a large mother watching them. And once again behind us is a black-bodied male coming up the path. He does not see us due to his preoccupation with the rut, but turns off the trail attracted to the smell of a distant female before we can take a shot. We have to get into a good position and not be distracted with all the other encounters. We may be seeing lots of animals, but are not prepared to do anything about it. We set up an ambush along a cliff where we are able to observe a well traveled area. Vincent watches one way and I face the other. It is sleeting and raining hard. We are soaking wet in and out, with our breath fogging the air. It is a beautiful day in the French wilderness, just at the edge of town.

After an hour Vincent rummages in his pack and hands me a piece of locally produced cheese, while he cracks open a tin of sumptuous pork Pate. If the goats could not smell us before, they certainly can now as the strong scent of cheese and pureed meat wafts through the air all around us. As soon as we are distracted by our delicious lunch, I can hardly believe my eyes: a huge black ram is jogging right for us. I nudge Vincent who dumps his can with a clang and turns to see what I am so excited about. I drop my bow as the ram turns into the dense brush 80 meters away motioning for the rifle, since this goat looked so huge and did not seem apt to stand still long enough for a bow shot. Vincent is initially confused about my intention, but quickly recognizes the situation. I get into position and the ram does a speedy semi circle through the thick brush 100 meters in front of us. I wait for exactly the right moment and-BANG! The 7mmx64 Mauser recoils into my shoulder and the huge ram disappears from view in the 1.5-6x Schmidt and Bender Scope. I am sure I got him, but Vincent does not think so. We check the area and find no trace. 30 minutes later, dejected I sit down to finish my cheese. Vincent starts again into his Pate and almost on cue the foolish ram returns having already forgotten about us. The Mauser barks again, this time destroying any hope of this fellow passing on his legacy. Although I chose to resort to an evil fire-stick, instead of an honorable twig and string, I am jumping up and down. This ram is huge! His horns are thick and long. He must weigh 60 kilograms. He stinks terribly from the musk and urine of the rut, and we decide that the meat would be better off in the hands of the hunting club members than stinking up Vincent’s kitchen. Besides, it is the biggest ram Vincent has seen in this area, and the club members will not be happy that a terrible US hunter stole this massive trophy from it’s rightful French owners. Oh well, too bad for them. I will return home with three superb French trophies, well worth the discomfort I was forced to endure. Thanks to a lot of luck and Vincent’s experience and connections, I have done it again. Viva in France!